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Anonymous users2024-02-06Hilarious cross talk "Slip of the Tongue", the cone is said to be a roller and makes a big joke, which makes you laugh again and again.
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Anonymous users2024-02-051. I remember one time, I went to KFC with a sister, and when I was queuing, I listened to her words, a chicken leg called a hamburger, and a pair of chicken wings. Finally, it was her turn, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she laughed everyone, she wanted to say, "Miss, let's have a chicken leg burger", but the words turned out to be "calf, let's have a hamburger".
2, mm told me that KFC's new "flesh and blood connection", asked me to take her to eat, those days Beijing was extremely hot, I was groggy, to the restaurant, I said to the smiling Miss KFC: please give me two "flesh and blood blur", thank you ..
No place to be ashamed - -
3. I once went to buy lamb skewers.
Stretch out 4 fingers and say to the boss, "3 lamb skewers".
The boss was blindfolded, "How many?" ”
I held out 3 more fingers and said "4" ......
4. My surname is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Chicken section chief, are you in the pig room?" "At that time, I scolded that guy.
5. A boy saw his uncle: "Buy uncle, two dishes!" ”
Uncle: "This kid is talking so much, he can't even say it!" ”
6. A very shy male classmate went to the cafeteria for breakfast, and the master in the window asked him, "What do you want?" He bowed his head and said
I'm going to ......I'm going to ......A bun and a bun. The master stared at him for a long time and asked, "What do you want?"
Say it again! "I want a bun and a bun ......Oh. No!
A bun and a loaf! ”
7. English class, teacher: "good morning, teacher!."”
Student: "Good morning, student!."”
The class burst into laughter.
8. When I was in college, one of my classmates just bought a mobile phone, got a mobile card, and called the 10086 artificial station to ask. From the hands-free, we actually heard the operator lady politely.
Say: Our land moves with business ... The whole dorm burst into laughter.
9. My husband is very thin, and once I was in a hurry and said, "Brother Lao, look at you as thin as a pig!" ”
10. The original text of the broadcast script: The two gangsters wounded my 110 police officers and fled.
The announcer reads: Two gangsters wounded 110 police officers and fled.
The reincarnation of Huang Feihong?!
11. A colleague of ours, when he went to take the driver's license test, he said a classic sentence to the examiner:
Report the meter, the examiner is normal
12. A classmate went to his friend's house to call **, and the other party's grandfather picked it up, and the classmate didn't know what he was thinking, so he opened his mouth and said: "Grandpa, I'm grandma.......""I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and I hung up the ** ...... with a bang
14. The fourth child in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time, no, and asked everyone: Why did my slippers go?
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