Urgent ! Big brothers and sisters, can you give me a joke that will make girls feel better?

A joke that makes a girl happy and gets in a better mood?

No, big brother. Is she happy or not, is it easy to listen to jokes, and she is happy?

No, you should have quarreled with her, (note: don't get too busy) and laughed after arguing.

I wish you and her"Quarrels"Succeed.

Good luck---===+++

It's useless to tell jokes.

You need to know why she's angry.

Then decide what to do.

Woman, it will be fine in a few days.

Coax her, she just wants you to coax her, on the surface you care about her very much.

I'll teach you a buddy, say. If a family has a parrot, they will say one.

Sentence:"Who?'.Hey, on this day, the family is not here, a worker who collects water bills came, and the helper knocked on the door, and the parrot inside said, who is it?

The worker: Collect water bills. The parrot asked again

Who, the worker, who collects the water bill, and the parrot asks, "Who?"

The workers are again: water bills! But the parrot would say that, so he asked again:

Who, worker: Collect water bills. Just like that, I was so tired that I was foaming at the water bill, and at this moment, the owner of the house came back, and when I saw a person lying in front of my house, I said in passing:

Who is this? The parrot in the back room said: Collect water bills!

Irrational arithmetic. The arithmetic teacher said, "There are 10 pears here, and 6 have been eaten, how many are left?" One of the gluttonous students replied, "I think I'll eat the rest as well." ”

Round. Tsai Tsai happily came back from school and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?"

Seeing the excitement of the boy, the mother asked strangely, "Dad is at home, what are you doing with Dad?" "I asked my dad for five dimes.

Why? Mom asked. "Before the math test, my father said to me, 'If you score 100 points, give me 1 yuan, and 80 points will give me 8 jiao.'

Today, I scored 45 points in math. Tsai said. Mom asked in surprise

What the! 45 points in math? Tsai said proudly

Yes, mathematically it is rounded to 4, so Dad has to pay 5 dimes. ”

B. A fashionably dressed woman walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the remittance form, and handed it to the salesperson. The salesman looked at it, returned the order and said:

Numbers should be capitalized. The girl tilted her head and said, "Capitalized?"

The grid is so small, how can I write big? ”

Not wrong. Minmin: "7+3=10, how do you write 7+3=1?" Baby: "It's just that the 0 at the end is not written!" Minmin: "That's wrong! The baby said, "Doesn't 0 mean nothing?" ”

Wu Zetian. In history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician, and after five is added, he is the great mathematician who invented rounding." ”

Waiting. "Dad, bus No. 4 is here! "Fool, that's not 4, it's 31! "The teacher said, 3+1=4! The little boy said confidently.

Here's the difference. In the math class, Ms. Fang asked Ah Xi, "What is the difference between half and eight-sixteenth?"

Ah Shi didn't. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it, if you were to choose half an orange and eight pieces of one-sixteenth orange, which one would you want?"

"I must be half." Why?

The oranges have already lost a lot of orange juice by the time they are divided into sixteenths, teacher, don't you say? ”

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