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Anonymous users2024-02-061. Today is April Fool's Day, can I fool your heart?
2. I can't be ranked on Valentine's Day, you should always be mine on April Fool's Day, right?
3. Do you know what "foolishness" means on April Fool's Day? It's just that after I met you, I lost my mind.
4. I like you, the first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.
5. I have a math problem I want to ask you, I am not very good at it, what is the probability that we will be together?
6. I just want to "fool you" and spend the rest of my life together.
7. I want to lie to you, to deceive the banquet for a lifetime.
8. Break up on Valentine's Day and confess on April Fool's Day.
9, April Fool's Day is the most beautiful confession, eat some more, you are not fat.
10. ** 20 "I love you", received 19 "hehe" and a sentence "Mom loves you too".
11. Valentine's Day saying I love you is not necessarily true, but April Fool's Day saying I love you must be true.
12. On April Fool's Day, I am most afraid that the boss will say overtime, and it is not to go, and it is not to go.
13. Can I be a stumbling block on your path to singleness?
14 Everyone knew that we were just looking for a day to tell the truth.
15 I like you, and if you are not, then be happy April Fool's Day; If you are too, then wish us a happy day.
16. How can there be so many jokes, every sentence is an unspoken truth.
17. April Fool's Day is not a festival for stupid people, but a chance for everyone who lies to tell the truth.
18. Someone is trying to trick you, which means that someone secretly likes you.
19. When you are admitted to the university, no one will care about you, and you will be relaxed.
20. The fool was not April's intention, he just wanted to make you happy.
21. On the first day of April, you still haven't returned, and I'm still waiting.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Hello, here are the honest things I jokingly said to those closest to me.
1.I heard that it's cheap to get married now, let's go, let's get married, I'll invite you.
2.If, I am the judge, I will sentence you, life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—in my heart.
3.If Heaven asks me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in rebirth, and the third is to be inseparable from you forever. Happy April Fool's Day.
4.I am willing to stay by your side all my life, make your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day.
5.Today is April Fool's Day, I think it's time to confess to you, no matter if you are in ** today, as long as you look up to the sky and laugh, shout three times "I am a beauty", I will appear in front of you.
6.I'm sorry, I accidentally sent "like you" to your phone, if you accept the bump, please keep; If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day.
7.I think I've known you for so long, you're special, extreme, very, rare, unusually stupid, and so stupid, so stupid that I don't even know that I like you...
8.I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight, and I'm afraid that once you say it, we won't even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you, "I love you." Happy April Fool's Day.
9.The world is very good and the scenery is beautiful, but I only want you. Because of you, I love the world.
10.Whatever you fly to**, I'll follow**; Wherever you run to **, I'll chase you and kill you, the stinky fly. Happy April Fool's Day.
11.There was a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, I regretted it when I lost it, if I could come back, I would say to you, "I love you." "If I had to choose a confession time, I would have it be: April Fool's Day.
12.As long as my heart remains, there will always be a place for you, and there is only one place; As long as your phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings to you, and there are thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.
13.You just like me when you receive this message.,Deleting you is having a crush on me.,When you reply to the message, you just want to marry me.,If you don't reply, you promise to marry me.,Modify it's my person.,Storage will belong to me for the next life.。
14.Last night in a dream God said to me: This April Fool's Day, you just send a text message to your stupidest friend and wish him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times wiser. I want to come and laugh and want to go, so I'll send it to you, because you're so stupid that you don't even know that I like you.
Honey, let's have dinner together in the evening, and I haven't been with you for a long time" and then pretended not to know anything at night.
Material: 5 cents or 1 yuan coin, 502 or 101 bottle.
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