Why men like to smoke cigarettes

1. Occasionally smoke one when you have nothing to do, just as it is to find a companion for your mouth, which is more economical and hygienic than eating snacks. Second, I often carry a pack of cigarettes on my body, even if my wallet is deflated and my pockets are still bulging, which is called steadfastness. 3. Friends meet and hand over a cigarette, spray clouds and mist, and talk on their knees, and have a good time.

Especially when you are full of wine and food, light one, "a cigarette after a meal, and beat the living immortals"! Fourth, it's the only thing you can take in your mouth when you go to the toilet without worrying about being laughed at or feeling disgusted by yourself. 5. When you feel confused, helpless or sad, you can smoke to vent, which is better than your wife, at that time, if you smoke your wife, she will smoke you in turn, and the cigarette will not resist.

Sixth, it is safer than drinking, you never have to worry about being caught by the police for smoking in a car. 7. Lonely Nights may be your only and best friend. 8. Occasionally, there will be beautiful women who like the faint taste of tobacco from men, and if you meet such a mm, then congratulations, she must be a girl with a lot of personality.

9. This kind of smoke is more environmentally friendly than car exhaust. 10. If you like to collect, I suggest you collect cigarette boxes, which have many varieties, complete series, exquisite production, and regional folk charm, and will definitely make money if you hold a cigarette box exhibition in the future. Ten.

1. There is one thing that smoker friends can be proud of, that is, most heroes and great people like to smoke, such as the characters played by Fa Ge and our Grandpa Mao. Ten.

2. Exercise, science has found that between a smoker's inhalation and exhalation, there are always a few muscles of the face that have been exercised, so the facial contours of smokers are relatively distinct. Ten.

Third, it is enough to be called an excellent taxpayer. Ten.

Fourth, when starting a team, you can use a high-sounding reason to avoid the woman you don't like: for your health, I'll go and smoke a cigarette elsewhere. She'll also think you're a gentleman. Ten.

Fifth, if you smoke peonies, and others smoke Chinese, life will be motivated, practice has proved that the more you smoke, the greater the motivation. If you smoke Chinese and others smoke peonies, you will have self-confidence in life, and practice has proved that the more you smoke, the more confidence you have. Ten.

6. Finally, when you use the above fifteen reasons as an excuse, the opponents will criticize the author of the fifteen reasons, and you can rest easy

When I was young, I used it to save face. Grow up sensible. I want to change. But they are all hidden. It's hard to change. So I had to keep smoking. I can't say whether I like it or not.

Because women don't like to smoke, someone has to smoke it! Otherwise, how can tobacco companies live.