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Anonymous users2024-02-05Once upon a time, there was a person who wanted to fart, but many people next to him asked Dad, how do you say peace in English? His dad said that he was dead and asked how to say the river's English, and his dad said that I asked how to say the English of singing? His dad said put it and then connected it and said pisofont louder pis, ** the guy just bang, fart.
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Anonymous users2024-02-041. An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the soil, with only one leg exposed. Seeing this, the companion was puzzled and asked, "Why are you leaving your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, I'll trip him!
2. A rich man hired a teacher to teach his son to read. On the first day, the teacher taught to write "one, two, three", "one" is "one horizontal", "two" is "two horizontal", "three" is "three horizontal", the rich man's son thought "the original word is so simple", and told the rich man that he had learned to write, the rich man was very happy, so he took a test of him, and asked him to write a "hundred" word, he immediately picked up the pen and wrote it for a long time before it was written, and showed it to the rich man, the rich man fainted on the spot, and it turned out that he drew 100 horizontal lines on the paper.
3. Last night, I saw a child on the side of the road, jumping rope, and I was tired and panting while jumping. I stepped forward and asked him, "Kid, how many jumps?"
He said, "There are 250." I said yes, great, and left, and after taking two steps, I heard him continue counting:
4. In the grasslands of Australia, there are two cows grazing. One of them said to the other: "There has been a recent epidemic of mad cow disease, do you think we will get it?" The other replied: What are you afraid of, aren't we kangaroos?
5. The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river, when a policeman came over, and the thief hurriedly took the chicken to the river. The police asked: What are you doing?
What's in the river? The thief said, "It's a chicken, it's going to cross the river, I'm here to help it look after its clothes."
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Anonymous users2024-02-03"Mom, I'm going to take a rocking car, give me 1 cent! ”
How can a dime be enough? ”
Give me a hammer, and it will get bigger with two hammers, and it will become 1 dollar! ”
I myself said it when I was a child, and it made my family laugh ......
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Embarrassment is the base of embarrassment, all kinds of funny dynamics**, funny troubles, hilarious jokes, 2013 latest embarrassment, funny dynamic pictures, hilarious jokes, funny messy things, your sharing brings the joy of friends, today you are embarrassed.
I think the best quality of today's little ones is sharing. The era of the only child lasted for a number of years, and the common problem of generations of only children is that they are regarded as little emperors and princesses by their families, and they are spoiled so badly that they are not the same, they are self-respecting at home, and they compete with children outside, and parents only care about letting their children enjoy the best material, the best care, and the best education, but they are not told that people must have the spirit of sharing. Human beings are social animals, and they are destined to be inseparable from the crowd at every step they take. >>>More
Because adults don't want this problem, or that matter is too complicated, adults don't want children to worry, because there are many things, and when they grow up, they will naturally understand.
Some children always like to cry, and cry when they encounter unhappy things or slightly more difficult things. >>>More
The main causes of cramps are:
1) Poor local circulation, peripheral vascular lesions or varicose veins of the feet. >>>More
Feeling tired, physically and mentally exhausted, in fact, it is because your inner burden has been loaded, experienced too many ups and downs, and your heart is overdrawn, just stop and rest, breathe a deep sigh of relief, bravely let go, calm down, close your eyes and recuperate, meditate on a scene, cultivate your mind, release your mood, adjust your mentality, get rid of troubles, reduce some inner pressure, let go of the burden you bear, change a simple way of life, let yourself have space to relax, and seek some happiness. It's better to feel better, so why bother yourself, otherwise you'll only experience a lonely long journey and scars all over your body. Life can cleanse a person's soul, time can cover all traces, a person can stop thinking about life, and for memory can subconsciously choose to forget life. If you are injured, let yourself hide in the corner and use time to heal slowly, return to nature to heal the wounds of the soul, and wait for the wounds to heal. >>>More