Ask for a two person cross talk, two person cross talk lines

Updated on amusement 2024-02-11
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  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Campus sketch Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu Scene: Classroom League secretary:

    Students, classmates, comrades, compatriots, together... Same... Same as what!

    League Secretary: Do you listen? Three:

    Listen! Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

    Three: Really! Youth League Secretary:

    Are you sure? Three: Sure.

    Youth League Secretary: No repentance? Three:

    No remorse. Youth League Secretary: Are you serious?

    Didn't lie to me? Three: Do you want to talk about it?

    League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

    Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!!

    That's right! The three sat up. Youth League Secretary:

    I really forgot what I was going to say! The three fainted again. Youth League Secretary:

    Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

    Xiaoling: What a mess this is! Youth League Secretary:

    Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class? Xiaoling!

    I'm sleepy, so I'm sleeping! Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

    Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

    League secretary: You can't sleep after class? Xiaoling!

    I slept after class! Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

    Xiaoling: What do you do at night? Youth League Secretary:

    Sleep! Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

    League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping? Xiaoling!

    Very important thing! --Dine! Youth League Secretary:

    What about learning? Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

    League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude!

    Why do you sleep all day long? Xiaoling: Yes!

    League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night? Xiaoling fainted.

    Ai: Hahaha! Youth League Secretary:

    Xiao Ai, why do you always play games? Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

    League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time!

    I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious! Xiao Wu:

    Haha, you're hanging again! League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

    Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary:

    Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement? Xiao Wu: Yes!

    The future is bright! --No beautiful girls! Youth League Secretary:

    It's a bright future, no light! Students, classmates, comrades, and three people: Just say it!

    League Secretary: Same as what! Three people fainted.

    Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth! Xiaoling!

    No matches! Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

    Xiao Ai: No strength! Youth League Secretary:

    Abandon your bad habits! Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

    League secretary: Come on, let's work together! The three of them lie down:

    Alas! Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class.

    League Secretary: Let's eat!

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