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The Dragon Boat Festival is 5+5, friends 10 hearts and 10 intentions, 100,000 fires send blessings: I wish you a romantic lover, ten steps to the grass. Brotherhood is deep, and ten fingers are connected to the heart.

Take control of your chances and be sure. Freehand life, perfect! Alone in a foreign land as a stranger, every festival "zongzi" miss relatives.

Knowing that the brothers climb the heights, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains "zongzi" is love. Dragon Boat Festival, to eat "zongzi", I wish you "zongzi" across the world, "zong" is lucky! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

A dragon boat, ride the wind of happiness in all directions, and break the waves of good luck in the four seas; A string of dragon dumplings, even the taste of happiness in the four seasons, wrapped in a year of healthy hope. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish you happiness, happiness, comfort, and peace! The zongzi are sticky, and the thoughts are sweet; The zongzi are soft and the blessings are shining; Zongzi fragrant, healthy and healthy; The zongzi are big, and the wealth is good; There are a lot of zongzi and a lot of happiness.

Zongzi Festival is here, you must be happy! The leaves are stacked, and good luck is endless; Mimi is sticky, happy and lasting; Threads are entangled, happy hugs; Water and water blend, strong affection; Zongzi connection, blessings will not stop! The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish you a happy holiday!

A handful of glutinous rice, two red dates, three dumpling leaves, four silk threads, wrapped in five circles is the Dragon Boat Festival; A festival, two blessings, three sheep Kaitai, four seasons of peace, gather into five blessings for the Dragon Boat Festival! Happy holidays! Dragon Boat Head, Never Stop Running, Lion Head, Courage to Move Forward, Dragon Boat Festival, Blessings, Head is the Way, Fragrant Rice Grains, Sincere Power, Sweet Jujube Grains, Wholehearted Strength, My Dear Friend, Dragon Boat Festival, Bless You, Grains Advantageous, Dragon Boat Festival, Bless You, Grains Powerful.

I wash this grain of rice from happiness, I select this jujube from happiness, wrap it with a beautiful mood, tie it tightly with a warm smiling face, steam this sweet zongzi with the blessing of this Dragon Boat Festival, mix this sweet day with this delicious zongzi, and give a name to friendship with this sweet day, which will last forever. Dragon Boat Festival, the Dragon Boat Festival, brought up happiness and let go of troubles; took up the leisure and let go of the busy; Pick up happiness and let go of helplessness. Dragon Boat Festival, a small long holiday, don't forget to rest a lot, physical health is the most important; The Dragon Boat Festival blessings surround, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival, happiness remains, and a wonderful life.

Every grain of thought is glued to my most sincere thoughts, every blessing is a collection of my natural happiness, every layer of happiness is wrapped in the friendship between us, every zongzi is fragrant to you, to my wishes, Dragon Boat Festival, to my best friend, concern.

1.It's zongzi leaves that you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer, you are teeth, I'm rice, fragrant and sweet sticking to you, how much rice are there in zongzi, how much I miss you, remember to send me a message, otherwise zongzi will choke you! 2.

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after being laid off, but not only did the sales not sell well, but he was also exploited by the ruffians, and he was disheartened, and finally ran to Guangdong to jump into the sea. 3.It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

I'll just tell you it's okay, happy Dragon Boat Festival! 4.I hear that you have a heavy burden on your shoulders, and you are slacking off all night, and I wish to be busy, live modestly, be physically and mentally healthy, and everything will always go smoothly....Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Minister Yan, you also look at the excitement.

Minister Wu buried his father on this day. At noon, Minister Wu wore linen and filial piety, burst into tears, followed closely after the coffin, and cried loudly as he walked: Hey, my father! Hey, my dad! The villagers stood on both sides of the lane, and they all shed tears of sympathy.

The funeral procession came to the alley, and Minister Wu found that Lao Yan, who was the minister in the area, was also standing in the crowd on the side of the road. As soon as he cried half a sentence of my father, he hurried forward, lifted his blindfold, and greeted Lao Yan: Minister Yan, just came back? You also look at the excitement?!

Went to get the money today, there was a small couple in front. The wife said to her husband, "I'm going to enter the password, get out of the way," and the husband stepped aside.

I thought to myself, this woman is so strong, this man has no financial privileges at home! After hearing Didi three times, the wife turned to her husband and said, "Okay, I'm done losing, it's time for you to lose the last three"!

Oops, I'll let it go, it's really eye-opening, it turns out that they are restricting each other and supervising each other. High! Then I saw:

The husband pressed the backspace key 3 times and then entered the 6-digit password. My whole body instantly opened up my intelligence.

You can't get in.

At the scene of the classmate's wedding, the classmate and his wife can talk too much! The host tried to interject several times, but it didn't work, and finally, they stopped! Moderator:

What a powerful dialogue this is, what a loving husband and wife this is, in this family, Xiao San can't even insert his mouth, how can he insert his legs!? The audience applauded thunderously ......

I told you to steal it back and eat it.

He was very angry that the watermelons in the tethered field were always stolen, and finally thought of a good way to cut a small hole in each watermelon, pour some thatch dung into it, stir it with a stick, and then cover the small hole. After doing this for a few days, he was so tired that he couldn't straighten his waist. However, he was still very proud:

I'll tell you to steal it back and eat it!

The guy has just been k, and he wants to root the dumplings.

1. Do you know what I want? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you have the taste! Do you know why it smells? Because you are a zongzi. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I decided to send you, horns, don't underestimate it! It can be equal to 10 points: 1 point of missing, 1 point of missing, 1 point of concern, 1 point of attachment, 1 point of care, 1 point of love, 1 point of tenderness, 1 point of thoughtfulness, 1 point of care, and 1 point of pocket money.

3. What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Let's have a hot pot shabu! What should I do if I am thirsty? Go to the beach! What if you don't have money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you don't have the guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if I want you? Take a look at the pigsty.

4. Send you a zongzi, content composition: 100% pure care; Ingredients: sweet, happy, happy, tolerant, loyal, happy; Shelf life: one lifetime; How to preserve: Cherish.

There are many answers, and you can also put other people's blessings**. ，

Spain in the mouth of Spain.

The teacher was in geography class, and Xiao Ming was sleeping, so the teacher asked him to ask: Where is Spain?

Xiao Ming thought for a while and said: Teacher, Spain is in the mouth of Spain.

The class laughed.

1, I was desperate, Zixia left me, the master was too nagging, the money owed by the Bull Demon King was not repaid, and finally bought the water curtain cave and was maliciously acquired by the Bodhisattva, only a dime was left to send a text message to wish the second junior brother a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2. There is a sentence that has been hidden in my heart for a long time, but I am afraid that if I say it, I will not be able to do it even as an ordinary friend. It wasn't until tonight that I finally mustered up the courage to say to you: I want to eat the zongzi you wrapped!

3. I am Zongye, you are rice layer by layer to wrap you, you are teeth, I am rice fragrant and sweet sticking to you, how much rice is in the zongzi represents how much I miss you, remember to send me a message otherwise the zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

4. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a love zongzi, the first layer, considerate! The second layer, care! The third layer, romantic! The fourth floor, warm! The middle layer, sweet! I wish you a good mood every day!

The classic cold joke of the Dragon Boat Festival: Baozi quarreled with Zongzi and started fighting, but Baozi was not Zongzi's opponent, so he called Roasted Wheat, who knew that Roasted Wheat stood on the side of Zongzi as soon as he came, and Baozi was puzzled, "Why don't you team up with me?" ”。

The siu mai took off his clothes and said, "See, I and Zongzi are the same family."

You don't understand the world of scum.

In class, the teacher asked everyone a question: "Do you know Cao Yu?" One of the scumbags replied, "Yes, he's a meteorologist." The teacher suppressed his anger: "Who told you that he was a meteorologist?" ”

Xuezhuan replied confidently: "Didn't you say that he wrote "Thunderstorm"? ”

Smelling the fragrance of zongzi, thinking about drifting across the river, you and I are hundreds of miles apart, and I miss you even more during the Dragon Boat Festival! Because I want to share the joy of the Dragon Boat Festival with you. May you always be happier than me!