Who said a funny joke? Can anyone tell a joke?

The palm-sized city, the door two fingers wide, the milk-giver entered, and the egg-giver knocked on the door.

There is a man who ventures alone in the forest and suddenly finds himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky: "I am dead, God save me!" ”

I saw a light appear in the sky, and a voice came: "Not necessarily, you pick up a big stone on the ground again and crush the chief who took the lead to death." So he picked up the largest stone on the ground and threw it at the chieftain, killing him.

The people were all stunned for a moment, and then they glared angrily, and then a voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead." ”

Today, I went to see the car, and at the end of the race, the reporter surrounded the champion of the competition and asked: "You are the first from the bottom every time you participate in the competition, and you won the championship in one fell swoop this time, what is the secret?" The driver shuddered and said, "I..."I....My brakes are broken!

Before dying, an old lady took her wife's hand and confessed: "Old man, let me tell you the truth, none of our three sons are yours." ”

After hearing this, the old man comforted his wife and said, "It's okay, although the three sons are not mine, the three grandsons must be my ......."”

A student went to the doctor, and after the doctor examined him, he said, "It's okay, just get one injection." ”

The doctor rubbed a cotton wool on the student's arm, repeating this three or four times.

Thinking that he was seriously ill, the student worriedly asked, "Doctor, is the problem serious?" ”

The doctor said seriously, "Classmate, it's time for you to take a shower."

On the crowded bus, a man stepped on the foot of a middle-aged woman, and before the man could speak, the woman shouted: MD, don't you even let out a fart when you step on my foot. The man replied:

I'm embarrassed to step on your foot.,Fart at you again.,Am I'm still human.。。。 The whole car burst into laughter. Happy every day.

The sun went down the hillside, and Ah Mei went into the bed. Ah Ge touched Ah Mei's wave, touched it down his stomach, Ah Mei asked Ah Ge, what are you doing? Brother said, "I'll find another nest for the birds!!

Once upon a time there was an onion, and then he walked down the street, and finally he cried as he walked

I know a girl with three long and two short screen names. I said you can't change your screen name to an auspicious point? Ya quickly replied to me: "I have five men, and I am now..."”

I interrupted her, and I said you're busy, I see...

A joke? I recommend you to watch the barm.