Is it OK to tell a good joke? Tell a joke?

Say three ghosts. One day they met God while they were shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably, and they wanted to let them go to heaven!

God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full. But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to say ......I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night!

One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor!

Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die!

But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved!

So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength! Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now!

However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life! I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death!

The second ghost said ......I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure!

But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it.

When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand.

I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die!

Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death!

I was so happy! Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

The third ghost said ......I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned!

I've got to find a place to hide. So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor!

I just fell to death with a refrigerator!

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed the plot, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was terrified, screaming and running.

The woman was at peace and was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: "Girl, you forgot to bring the key again." The woman was frightened and ran away.

At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said: Damn, delay my work, scare you to death! As soon as the words of tomb robbing fell, I found that an old man next to him was carving a tombstone with a chisel, curious, and asked, the old man said angrily, nnd, they carved my name wrong......The great fear of robbing the tomb, waw wow screaming and running.

The old man sneered: "Damn, dare to steal business with me, and be a little more ......tender."As he was talking, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground, and the old man was about to pick it up, when he bent down and found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass, the old man was startled, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death!"

Changing the house number of my house!! "The old man is rolling down the hill! At this moment, a scavenger crawled out of the grass, "Damn, it takes so much money to make a piece of iron."

One person passed by the noodle restaurant, and Xiao Er hurriedly called: "The guest officer eats noodles wow, our omelette noodles are very famous, come to a bowl of wow." A:

Omelette noodles, good, next. Xiao Er hurriedly put the noodles in the pot, just threw them down and listened, "Next, come and eat in the afternoon." During the meal, the young lady brought a bottle of wine, and the gentleman asked, "How much?"

Miss said "2w" Mr. said: "Open, open, open. The young lady plopped and opened the cap of the bottle, and the gentleman suddenly said again, "What a joke."

The leader went out in the car, and on the way he suddenly said to the driver: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up......When the driver heard this, he hurriedly stepped on the accelerator, and the car immediately stepped up. The leader was even more anxious, his face flushed, and he said:

Hurry up ......Turning around and going the wrong way. ”

What kind of woman is a good woman?

Summary. A person who has never been to school walks on the road and suddenly finds that he knows how to read, and it takes a long time to realize that it is because he is standing at a "crossroads".

A person who has never been to school walks on the road and suddenly finds that he knows how to read, and it takes a long time to realize that it is because he is standing at a "crossroads".

Hello to Qinqingchai, Fahai and Bai Suzhen fought the method, taking advantage of Bai Suzhen's unpreparedness, he bit Bai Suzhen with one bite, but he bled to death. Bai Suzhen said coldly: "Now you know what it means to bite a snake and kill yourself." ”

Scientists have found that children who often go out to see the world tend to have a much better chance of success than others. So why is it that Budou, a child who travels a lot, is more likely to succeed as an adult?

After a large number of surveys, scientists have concluded that they are more wealthy because they are commonplace.

I went to the fruit shop to buy grapes, and the owner said very enthusiastically: "Our grapes are very sweet and you can pick them." Me:

I love to bury the sorrow." The boss was speechless at first, and then Zen replied faintly: "If you come back at night when you take turns to attack the ants, you will pick the rest at that time, it must be sour!"

Just now, a beggar asked me for two yuan to buy a bowl of noodles, and I didn't hesitate to give him four yuan and asked him to buy me a bowl too, which is too cheap.

Summary. Of course! Listen to a joke:

One day, a snail climbed onto a red race car. The driver of the car saw the snail and was very angry, so he chased the snail down. A few days later, the snail climbed into the same red race car again.

The race driver shouted very angrily: "I have warned you, if you dare to come up again, I will stick you in the back of the car!" ”

Of course! Listen to the joke: One day, a snail climbed onto a red race car.

When the driver saw the snail, Fei Zhaoyou was often angry and chased the snail down. A few days later, the snail climbed into the same rock and scattered red race cars. The race car driver shouted very angrily:

I've already warned you, if you dare to come up again, I'll stick you to the back of the car! ”

One day, a snail climbed onto a red race car. When the driver saw the snail, he was very angry and chased the snail down. A few days later, the snail climbed into the same red race car again.

The driver shouted angrily, "I've warned you that if you dare to come up again, I'll stick you in the back of the car!" ”

One day, a snail climbed onto a red race car. When the driver saw the snail, he was very angry and chased the snail down. A few days later, the snail climbed into the same red race car again.

The driver shouted angrily, "I've warned you that if you dare to come up again, I'll stick you in the back of the car!" ”

When a mosquito flies into the programmer's room, the programmer says, "Don't come here, or I'll bug you!" ”

Pig's head, ah, ah, pig... Head.

There is a female ghost