Ask for a joke drama for about 5 minutes, no more than 5 people

"Two Visits to the Thatched House".

Two visits to the thatched house (sketch ** drama script).

Characters: Mr. Storyteller first; Liu-Liu Bei; Guan—Guan Yu; Zhang—Zhang Fei; Zhuge - Zhuge Liang.

Act 1 (a table with objects such as a striking wood).

First (wearing a robe and holding a folding fan): Leaders, teachers, students, good evening! (Hug your fist) everyone gathered together today, I want to tell you about Duan Pingshu (throwing off the folding fan) - Liu, Guan, Zhang Sangu thatched house!

Shoot the shocked wood, close the folding fan) said that in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was ...... strife

Liu (dragging a bunch of shoe boxes): Eh, take a look! A pair of leather shoes is two and a half pieces! Jumping off the building and bleeding is a big sale! After this village, there will be no such shop!

First (busy stepping forward to block): What are you doing?

Off (Pushing an old No. 28 bicycle with a big bag on the back.) Sing while walking, take the tune of "Red Sorghum"): Change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice, change big-ah-rice!

First (abandoned Liu to rush to the customs).

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Eh, I just killed a pig this morning, fresh! Guys, let's beat two catties of pork!

First: Don't buy it! Go, go, go!

What are you guys all about! When this is the farmer's market! Didn't you see the show?

Go, go, go! Let's go cool! Excuse me, everyone, but let's move on.

In other words, this Liu Bei is the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan, and he was born with the appearance of an emperor, and he is in the shape of a tiger and a dragon!

Liu: Eh, I'm Liu Bei.

Off: In Shimonoseki Yu!

Zhang: I'm Zhang Fei!

First: (surprised) Ladies and gentlemen, I've been commenting on books for half my life, and it's the first time I've known Liu, Guan, and Zhang like this! **To the three people) Yo, it's three heroes! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time!

Liu Guanzhang: You're polite.

First: Aren't the three of them in the Eastern Han Dynasty? How did you start trading here?

Liu: I don't know, sir. The unit policy is lively, and I, the old section chief, was actually squeezed out by the new young man Adou!

Guan: The factory optimizes the combination, and I, a technician, have also been laid off.

Zhang: Not to mention me, I used to be the meat factory to watch the warehouse. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse, so I threw the sick pig out. Who knew that the factory director saw it, he dragged the sick pig back and threw me out!

First: Hey, isn't that unlucky! So, three, what's the business going on right now?

The 2014 Chinese New Year sketch "Happy Dream Show" is in the form of a talk show, and the content is all about some things or star news in the past 13 years! Meet your requirements to gather Li Moumou, Wang Feng on the headlines, where is Dad going, young people ask Zen masters, Singles' Day Double Eleven, show off wealth competition, female men, local tyrants to make friends and other popular elements, and then appropriately add the relevant positive energy content of your unit.