If there s any funny joke, let s talk about it, and I m sure I ll give it to somebody else

A man like me knows me best with only the half cigarette left in his hand.

Accustomed to being alone at night when no one is around, quietly smoking a cigarette and reminiscing about the past.

Jokes that you don't know anything but eating: Eat, Smoke, Bird, Bird, Mullet, Tapir, Duck, Duck, Eater, Eater, Duck, Crane, Pig, Bird, Eater, T

Xiaohua has three hairs, and one day she was combing her hair, and when she looked at herself in the mirror, she said, "I'm going to braid it today!" So she braided her hair!

The next day, she suddenly lost one of her hair, and she couldn't braid it, so she said, "Let's tie two braids today!" So she put her hair on either side!

On the third day, when she was combing her hair, she lost another one, and only one remained, so she said, "Alas! Put on your hair today! So she threw a hair back!

A man chased the woman for a long time, but the woman just didn't agree, she said, "Even if all the men in the world die, I won't want you." The man said disdainfully: "If all the men in the world die, do you think I will still want you?" ”

Ask for the saddest song in the world.

Socialism is good".

1 In the neurological courtyard, the dean drew a door on the wall and said, "Whoever can open this door will go home." All the neuropaths went to watch, but only one neuropathy did not move in place, and the dean was relieved: "Why don't you move?" He replied, "Shhh

Xiaohua has three hairs, and one day she was combing her hair, and when she looked at herself in the mirror, she said, "I'm going to braid it today!" So she braided her hair!

The next day, she suddenly lost one of her hair, and she couldn't braid it, so she said, "Let's tie two braids today!" So she put her hair on either side!

On the third day, when she was combing her hair, she lost another one, and only one remained, so she said, "Alas! Put on your hair today! So she threw a hair back! ，

A man went to the bird market and saw a bird of 30 and a bird of 50 He turned around and found a stall selling yellow finches The cage was open This person went up and asked how much the bird cost The bird seller said 500 The insider asked why it was so expensive The bird seller said that it was a good bird Familiar It didn't fly away with the cage door open, so he paid for it and bought it I didn't fly away all the way home with the bird cage I was very happy to get home and his daughter-in-law looked at it and said angrily: It's not flying! You're buying a chick!

There was a classmate who was short-sighted, and his classmates liked to joke with him, and shouted at him as soon as they met: "Blind! Blind!

One day, a friend of his went to visit the house and forgot to wear his glasses. When he came home in the evening, he had to borrow a lantern from a friend's house. That night, there was a bright moon hanging in the sky, and he made it all the way home.

The second time, a group of friends came to his house, and he immediately boasted, "Humph! You always call me blind, but my eyes are wonderful.

Last night, I only borrowed a small lantern from a friend's house and came back without a hitch. At this time, a neighbor's child brought him a letter that read: "My dear friend, you took the cage containing the bird for a lantern last night, please return it quickly." ”

Let's talk about two celebrities:

1. I heard the teacher say that Mr. Lu Xun was the representative of asking for wages when he was a teacher, and every time the salary should be paid, Mr. Lu Xun was the first to rush up to ask for it;

Hai Ying was only two or three years old at that time. Lu Xun was sometimes worried about the country and the people, so he lay on the veranda, and then Haiying stumbled over and lay quietly next to him.

One day, Hai Ying asked: Can Dad eat it?

Lu Xun replied: It stands to reason that it is okay, but there is only one father, and if you eat it, it will be gone, so don't eat it.

2. Hu Shi's diary.

July 4th. I opened this diary in order to urge myself to do more hard work next semester. First, you have to finish reading Shakespeare's "Henry VIII" at hand.

July 13th.

Play cards. July 14th.

Play cards. July 15th.

Play cards. July 16th.

Hu Shizhi, Hu Shizhi! How can you be so depraved! Have you forgotten all the study plans you have made before? Zi said: "I have three provinces in my day." "It can't go on like this!

July 17th.

Play cards. Cards were played on July 18.

The child asked, "Mom, why do they call you a shrew?" ”

The mother replied, "That's a compliment to my mother for being a lively woman!" ”

How is it a zero score? I have a lot, you add points and I give you.

You go You have the ability to talk about it, reach in and.