Anagrams, afterwords, homophonic jokes

The rooster wears a hat -- the official (crown) is added to the official (crown).

Soot on the chicken's head -- a few (chicken) heads are angry.

Chickens peck at ants -- just right (food).

Na sole without an awl - really (needle) good.

Railings made of paper -- not leaning on.

Papier-mâché stools - can not be done (sitting).

Papier-mâché stove -- not going through the pot.

Papier-mâché pipa -- can't talk (play).

Donkey skins on the wall - not like words (paintings).

Abduction into the hospital - consciously (foot treatment).

The frog jumps on the drum -- understand (dong dong).

Walk down the coal kiln on crutches -- bad luck (coal) step by step

Crossing the street with a beard -- modesty (beard).

The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding).

Jujube core section -- no words (saw).

Selling cloth without a ruler -- bad intentions (quantity).

Adou's country - free delivery.

Adou-style characters - incompetent.

Ah Er blows the sheng - indiscriminately fills the number.

Ah Er Danglang Zhong - no one dares to invite.

Ah Erman Street String - Hang Er Langdang.

Brother eats noodles - blind scratching.

2110, guess a word The answer is: Yan 4 people move a piece of wood, guess a word The answer is: Jie.

One person, guess a word The answer is: big One person has a mouth, and there is a long hand under the mouth, guess a word The answer is: take.

One person is included, guess a word The answer is: meat One person picks two villains, guess a word The answer is: Clip a person with a bow on his waist, guess a word The answer is: Yi.

Homophonic joke:

A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, let's have a meeting!

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage and pickles! Translation:

Don't speak, I'll tell you a story.

One person has one mouth, and one hand has under his mouth. One person picks two villains. One inside, one outside.

Twelve o'clock, guess a word - fight.

A family of ten, guess one word - Ji.

The dot is **, guess one word - all.

Cross to cross, sun to moon, guess one word - toward.

Have ears to hear, mouth to ask, hands to grope, and heart to worry?

A: Is a pig a PUG?

B: No, it's Pig, A: No, Pig is U, B: Pig is IA: Pig is UB: Pig is I

The cow beats the sheep, and the sheep asks, "Who are you?" ”

The cow said, "I'm cow."

The sheep asked: Damn, who are you?

Cow: Damn, I'm cow

Homophonic joke:The ears are here.

Word fan. 1.Holy Decree (typing one) Ling.

2.Lose the mortal heart (typing one) several.

3.Missed (typing one) text.

4.Wet wood (typing one) Mu.

5.Eighteen phases send tears two lines (typing one) Xiang.

Twisters. The air bag --- pretend to be crazy. (Loading the air).

Song Jiang's military advisors --- useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman goes to the chicken coop --- stupid. (Ben Egg).

The nephew played the lantern --- as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

The rain hit Huangmei's head --- unlucky. (Pour plum).

Joke. The newly appointed magistrate is from Shandong, and because he wants to hang up the account, he said to his master: "You go and buy me two bamboo poles." ”

The master heard the "bamboo pole" in the Shandong dialect as "pig liver", hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran to the butcher shop, and said to the shopkeeper: "The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart!" ”

The shopkeeper was a clever man, and immediately cut two pork livers and presented another pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy pork liver, and of course this pig ear is mine......."So he wrapped the ears and stuffed them in his pockets. When he returned to the county office, he said to the magistrate: "Master Hui, the pork liver has been bought!" ”

Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the magistrate said angrily: "Your ears are gone!" ”

When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:

Ear ......Ears ............ hereIn my ......in my pocket.

Twisters.

The glacier at four o'clock is (frozen).

Confucius moved - net is to lose (book).

The weasel greets the chickens --- uneasy and kind

Homophonic afterword:

1.The aviation forces turn over and fight--- reversing right and wrong. (Upside down test flight).

2.It --- fashionable for rats to fall into the water tank. (Wet hair).

3.The old monk lives in a cave --- fine. (no temple).

4.The freighter went to sea --- layman. (Outer Airlines).

5.The flagpole was burned--- sighed. (Long Charcoal).

6.Weasels drill chicken coops --- speculation. (Stealing chickens).

7.The sauce jar is soaked in stones--- it's hard to say. (A salt is hard to enter).

8.There is a reason for --- firecrackers in the well. (with round sounds).

9.It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest ---. (No eggs in sight).

10.Eating ginseng --- alternate. (Follow-up).

11.Emperor Pi's mother --- skin was too thick. (Empress Dowager Pi).

12.The thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue --- honest man. (Old Stone Man).

13.Lead the sheep into the photo studio --- out of the foreign photo. (Out of the sheep phase).

14.Planting vegetables on the wall --- no chance. (No Garden).

15.Talking with a fan --- talking crazy. (Rumors).

16.Ten taels of silver --- certain. (one ingot).

17.Sleeping in the toilet ---is not far from death. (not far from).

18.Tang Seng's book --- a serious one. (A canon).

19.The small bowl of food --- depends on the sky. (Tim).

20.The meat pot was thrown into the river --- groggy. (Meat is heavy).

Homophonic joke: A foreign girl married to China, at breakfast, she was instructed to say that she couldn't eat fritters: "You dip and eat." ”

She immediately stood up and was told again, "You dip and eat!" ”

She was confused and said aggrievedly: "Let me eat standing up, I've stood up, where else are I going to stand?" ”

Anagram 4 people move a piece of wood, guess a word The answer is: Jie alone, guess a word The answer is: big.

One person opens his mouth to answer, with a long hand under his mouth, and guesses a word The answer is: Take one person, guess a word The answer is: meat.

One person picks two villains, guess the word The answer is: clip.

A person hangs a bow on his waist, guess the word The answer is: Yi.

Eat the tail of the ox in one bite and guess a word The answer is: sue.

Bite the word, guess the word The answer is: Deliver.

Homophonic afterword:

Green onion mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white.

Fried tofu with pickles - there is a saying (salt) first.

The nephew plays the lantern - as usual (uncle).

Plastering lime on the mouth - white talk (brush).

Hardcover Moutai - a long time (wine).

Zhu Bajie took pictures - embarrassed himself (look).

With a small piece in his arms - Shu (comb) heart.

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4 people move a piece of wood, guess a word The answer is: Jay.

One person, guess one word The answer is: big.

One person has one mouth, one hand under the mouth, guess one word The answer is: take one person, guess one word The answer is: meat.

One person picks two villains, guess the word The answer is: clip.

A person hangs a bow on his waist, guess the word The answer is: Yi.

Eat the tail of the ox in one bite and guess a word The answer is: sue.

Bite the word, guess the word The answer is: Deliver.

Homophonic afterword:

Green onion mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white.

Fried tofu with pickles - there is a saying (salt) first.

The nephew plays the lantern - as usual (uncle).

Plastering lime on the mouth - white talk (brush).

Hardcover Moutai - a long time (wine).

Zhu Bajie took pictures - embarrassed himself (look).

With a small piece in his arms - Shu (comb) heart.

Homophonic joke: In early May 1935, Chiang Kai-shek fought with Feng Yuxiang and Yan Xishan in the Central Plains. In order to better unite against Chiang, Feng Yuxiang and Yan Xishan agreed that the troops of the two sides would meet at Qinyang in northern Henan to concentrate their forces to annihilate Chiang's army stationed in Henan.

Unfortunately, however, when drawing up the battle order, one of Feng Yuxiang's operational staff officers wrote an extra stroke of the "Qinyang" in "Qinyang" and became "Miyang." It just so happens that there is a Miyang in the south of Henan, but this place is thousands of miles away from Qinyang. Feng Yuxiang's troops received the order and hurried to Miyang, but as a result, they missed the opportunity to gather and annihilate Chiang's army, so that Chiang's army gained the initiative.

In the Central Plains War for nearly half a year, the Feng and Yan coalition armies were passively beaten everywhere. The difference of one word eventually led to the complete defeat of the Feng and Yan coalition forces in the Central Plains battlefield.

I said you are a pig, and you say: I am a pig. Since then, I have called you "Pig Monster"! Finally, one day, you couldn't help but shout to everyone: I'm not a pig!

4 people move a piece of wood and guess the word answer.

Yes: Jie Yiren, guess a word The answer is: big.

One person replied one by one, and the length of the mouth only answered.

Hand, guess the word The answer is: take.

One person included, guess the word The answer is: meat.

One person picks two villains, guess the word The answer is: clip.

A person hangs a bow on his waist, guess the word The answer is: Yi.

Eat the tail of the ox in one bite and guess a word The answer is: sue.

Bite the word, guess the word The answer is: Deliver.