I am anxious for an English scenario related to a restaurant. University for kneeling and begging 5

Walk around the United States - the blind date act i [** text] script act i excuse meCAN No, the restaurant will reserve our seats. i know the owner very well.

I was with the boss very much.

Nobody, -give it to me, big brother.

Go to the upper search to find it, for example, Huanzhu Gege, Journey to the West, Cinderella.

The first grade teacher taught us about poultry animals.

Teacher: "There is an animal with two legs, and every morning when the sun comes out, it wakes you up and calls you.

What kind of animal is it when you wake up? ”

When I got home from the midterm exam, my mom asked me how I was doing.

I said, I just didn't fill in a single question.

What question does mom ask?

I said, "There is a question about how much you can get by multiplying 3 by 7, and I didn't care about 3721 and filled in 15."

My mom squirted the water she just drank in my dad's face, and hey. I'm so great!

My dad asked me how the school was going? The father asked, "Is your female teacher satisfied with you?" ”

Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied. ”

How do you know? Did she say it to you herself? ”

Of course, Dad. The day before yesterday she said to me, 'If all the students were like you, I would leave school immediately!' ’

This means that I have learned everything. ”

My dad's brain right away! @###

One day in math, the teacher asked 1+1=? I said I don't know. The teacher told me to go back and ask. I asked my mother, who was cooking, and told me to get out. I asked my dad, and he watched the ball again and yelled 'cool'. I asked my sister, and my sister was singing, singing to baby. I.

Ask my brother, my brother is playing **, said; I'll be waiting for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+1=? I say; You get out of here, the teacher gives me a slap in the face, I scream cool, and the teacher scolds me.

Rice bucket, I scolded vile. The old said; Get lost. I say; I'll be waiting for you outside. Our math teacher had high blood pressure again on the spot and fainted.

A look at "Youth Musical" may help you.

It's so simple :

hello~

hi~how are you

i'am fine thank u,and u?

i'am fine too

One person reads it once, which is easy to understand and funny