Can you tell me a few jokes, the story can too

The chick asked the hen, "Can you take me out to play without laying eggs today?" ”

The hen said, "No, I have to lay eggs!" ”

The chick said, "But you've laid so many eggs!" ”

The hen said helplessly to the chicks: "Child, you have to remember that one egg a day, the kitchen knife stands aside; No eggs laid in January, see you in the pressure cooker. ”

One or two goods buddies are idle, and they have nothing to do to call 10086.

10086: "Hello, how can I help you?" ”

Dude: "Well, what should I do if my phone card drops?" ”

10086: "Hello sir, you can go to the business hall to replace the card".

Dude: "Can't I pick the card up from the ground?" ”

Christmas is coming, and my buddy asks the goddess what she wants.

The goddess hinted to him, "People don't have a sports car." It may be a little expensive, but there's nothing like a sports car to make people happy. ”

He was elated: "Such a low request! Sasha, don't worry! ”

So he did not give any gifts according to the wishes of the goddess.

History Exam Multiple Choice Questions: Who fired the first shot of the Huanghuagang Uprising?

A Song Jiaoren B Sun Yat-sen C Huang Xing D Xu Xilin, candidates choose C.

Let's look at the second question again: Who fired the second shot of the Huanghuagang Uprising? The candidate was stupid, so he chose a B.

Then look at the third question: In the Huanghuagang Uprising, who fired the third shot? The candidate went crazy and chose an A indiscriminately.

When the exam came out, I went to find the teacher, and the teacher took out the textbook and said: "Huang Xing fired three shots in a row, opening the prelude to the Huanghuagang Uprising......”

The wife wants to kick her husband out of the house and goes to the kitchen to get a bowl for her husband. My husband was puzzled: "Why do you want to bring me a bowl?" The wife sneered: "Because the bowl is very important, in addition to being able to hold rice, it can also hold money!" ”

During class, Xiao Ming was called up by the teacher to answer the question, Xiao Ming: Thank you for the invitation.

You are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig.

That's what it means to turn to the last page and it will scare you! It was almost dawn, and the man turned to the last page and scared him out (priced at 3 cents and 3).

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Naturally, A stretched out two fingers and took ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

E hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy F: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

f Eat it in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......[Scene 7].

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God that you will never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

g (get carried away): Greater China ......

There was a match, and he felt that he was itching, so he scratched and scratched himself, and he scratched himself and burned it out.

The beginning of this story is terrifying

It's wonderful in the middle!!

The ending is hilarious!!

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and killed himself.

My friend's younger brother entered the examination room to do a question in the college entrance examination, and he needed to write the word "favor", but he couldn't write the word "favor", and he couldn't think about it. . .

Surprise! During the exam, bring a chain bottle of drink to accompany you into the examination room, and the bottle cap should have the words "Thank you for your patronage", which should be the same as favor.

Secretly happy, pretending to drink water and unscrewing the cap of the bottle one by one. Dizzy!!! I saw that the lid was impressively printed with "One More Bottle"!!

It is said that there are a lot of jokes on the Anronju joke network.