I m not happy, who told me a joke I haven t heard before

I learned a quote from a friend: send you ten words - how far the is there, how far the is out. I remember the first time he said this to a group of us, and I saw that everyone was counting the ...... on their fingers or notWhat's even better is that I said this sentence to n friends, basically more than 90% will hesitate for a moment, silently recite in their mouths or move their fingers slightly, and then say with a smile, Damn, it's really ten words.

It's been tried and tested, hehe! (It's so cold, it's winter, it's harmful.)

Three little pigs, pig A's name is called"Who", pig B's name is called"Where", pig C's name is"What", their dad is called "Oh my God" and their grandpa is called "Why". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: Yes, who am I!

Wolf: What? Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: You look for it"Who"？

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:"OMG"It's our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:"Why? "

Pig A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: It's not what, it's why.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes!

Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, yes"Why? "。

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: Yes, who am I!

Wolf: What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide!

There used to be very few people who used sanitary napkins, especially in the villages. At that time, there was a woman in the village who was the first to use it in their village. And the women of the same village asked her"What's the matter, that thing doesn't work well?"She said, "It's very easy to use, but it hurts a little when it is torn"!

There is a group of college students in military training, and the instructor speaks in dialect and says: Generally kill chickens, steal eggs in the second class, and I will cook porridge for you! The students were puzzled, and another student said: What he said is, general shooting, the second class throws bombs, and I will demonstrate to you!

5912217 add him qq and you send him a joke and he will give it to you.

Don't be upset, girl, don't be in a hurry, slow down your pace, hahaha.

You're not a female classmate without a story.

One day Tang Seng came to Pansi Cave The spider spirit saw it and said, I can't do that today, I'll come to that Tang Seng hurriedly said: Donor, I am from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures.

There was a bun who was very hungry, walked on the road, and ate himself haha.

Tell me what jokes you've heard, sister.

1.How many brothers does Aladdin have?

A: 3 pcs. Ala A, Ala B, Ala C.

2.Why does Little Red Riding Hood have no chests!

…Because her grandmother was eaten by wolves ......

3.One day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf didn't say a word and grabbed the little white rabbit and hit it, and the little white rabbit asked "Why did you hit me?" The big bad wolf said "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat".

The next day, the little white rabbit wore a hat and walked in the forest, and met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf didn't say a word and grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it, and the little white rabbit asked, "Why do you still beat me when I wear a hat?" The big bad wolf said "I told you to wear a hat, I told you to wear a hat".

After being beaten, the little white rabbit thought that it was not a way to go on like this, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "The king, the king, the big bad wolf bullied me, he beat me when I wore a hat, and he beat me if I didn't wear a hat."

After listening to the cry of the little white rabbit, the tiger king said, "I know, I will talk to the big bad wolf".

After the little white rabbit left, the tiger king called the big bad wolf, "Why are you hitting the little white rabbit".

The big bad wolf "wants to hit him for no reason".

Tiger King: "If you want to beat him, you have to find a better excuse, for example, if you ask him to find you a girl, and he finds a beautiful one, you say you want to be ugly." He came looking for an ugly one, and you said you wanted to be pretty. It's never too late to fight like this."

Big Bad Wolf "......

Tiger King: "Or if you ask him to find you a beautiful woman, he finds a fat one and you say you want to be thin, and he finds a thin one and you say you want to be fat, isn't there a reason to beat him?" ”

The big bad wolf said yes again and again, but he didn't expect the conversation between the tiger king and the big bad wolf to be heard by the little white rabbit outside the door.

On the third day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf.

Big bad wolf "Little White Rabbit, go find me a girl".

White Rabbit: "Do you want to be beautiful or ugly?" ”

The big bad wolf thought, "Hey, how does he know what I want to do," and then he says, "Forget it, you go find me a beautiful woman."

White Rabbit: "Do you want a fat or skinny one?" ”

The big bad wolf scratched his ears and cheeks and paced in place twice, grabbed the little white rabbit and hit "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat...

There was a woman playing golf and accidentally hit the ball into the nearby woods, so she went into the woods to look for it, and saw a frog fall into a trap and couldn't jump out. The frog said to the woman"Hello, I am actually a god, if you rescue me, I can grant you three wishes.

The woman rescued the frog from the trap.

The frog said"Sorry for the rush just now and forgot to tell you that you can make any three wishes, but fulfill each of you.

At the same time as the wish, there must be a condition attached, that is, at the same time your husband can get your wish ten times higher. "

The woman happily agreed. The frog said"After you think clearly, you can save and make a wish. "

Woman:"My first wish was for me to become a very beautiful woman. "

Frog:"Out of my gratitude to you, I remind you once again that as a result, your husband will also become a very handsome man, and will be ten times more attractive than you, and there will be countless girls who will like him. You have to think it through. "

Woman:"I'm already very beautiful, and my husband won't change his mind. "

As a result, the woman became very beautiful.

Frog:"Please say your second wish. "

Woman:"Please let me have a deposit of 100 million dollars in the bank. "

Woman:"It doesn't matter what is his, mine. "

Frog:"Well, your second wish has also come true, please say the third. "

Woman:"Please let me have a mild heart attack. "

The son came home tremblingly: "Dad, I only scored 60 points in the test today." Dad was very angry: "Next time I take the exam, don't call me Dad!" ”

The next day, my son came back: "I'm sorry, brother! ”

When a buddy meets a beautiful woman, he can't give up every day. When I went out to eat with him at noon that day, the beautiful woman was passing by, and my buddy immediately pulled me to follow closely, and when I saw the beautiful woman enter the noodle restaurant, I advised my buddy: "Hurry up" So he mustered up his courage, walked forward, blushed and asked

Classmate, what's your name? The beautiful woman looked at my buddy with a smile: "My name is beef noodles." ”