Netizens do me a favor If you want to find cross talk about New Year s Day in the Year of the Rabbit

National Day cross talk, be short, to be suitable for primary school students, it must be short.

A: Do you know idioms? B:

There will be some. What about you? A:

Well, let's put it this way, as long as you name a number, I can start with an idiom. B: That's amazing.

Okay, then I'll say "one". A: One by one.

B: II. A:

Two-two-four. B: III.

A: Three three get nine. B:

Four. Together: 446, (b) 5525, 6.

Six. Three. Sixteen, seven, seven, forty-nine, ......A: Stop! Stop!

How do you keep talking about it? B: Who wouldn't?

Are you talking about this idiom? It's a multiplication mantra! A:

I'm kidding you. Let's get started now. B:

Okay, start, one. A: Take the lead, eat three meals a day, be single-minded, and ......B:

Alright, alright. I'll say two more. A:

The best of both worlds, two defeats, two swords, two ......B: No, no, it's "two" and not "two". A:

What else do you say "two" reads? B: Read "two".

A: Isn't that right? B:

Okay, you've got it right. What about the three? A:

Half-hearted, three long and two short, three times five times, three ......B: That's enough, let's talk about four! A:

Fragmented, embattled, embattled, ......B: Don't say it, there are really two hits. So you count from five to see how many you can count?

A: Five grains are abundant, six or six Shun, seven up and eight down, eight majestic, nine deaths and one life, ten perfect, eleven ......B: No!

Numbers after eleven cannot form a language. A: National Day.

B: It's not an idiom. A:

That's ......B: What did I say? Can't you?

A: Pick up the missing and fill in the gaps. B:

Wrong, wrong, it's the number "eleven", not "gleaning". A: Is it okay to pronounce the same pronunciation?

B: Okay, you're right. Twelve.

A: Turning a blind eye. B:

A baker's dozen. A: Three birds with one stone.

B: XIV. A:

Death is like home. B: XV.

A: The moon of the fifteenth is round and round. B:

Hey, that's not an idiom, is it? A: I mean, after Teacher's Day, there will be the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15, do you think the moon on August 15 is round and round?

B: Oh! You're here again.

Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma: Look, what's going on like this, no, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

4. Cartoon *** Villain book.

A few days ago, when I was buying a disc, the female boss recommended Miyazaki to me to return to ,——

Answer cartoon to see by adults. I listened and smiled. Shake one’s head. She took out another set of "Crayon Shin-chan" and a set of "Cherry Maruko" - for your girlfriend? Now girls like to watch this?

Fox Hunter": A story in the Northeast, two hunters went hunting, sloppy, and finally the fox stole the gun and hunted the hunter.

Ginseng Doll": The so-called word "史", Qiong Yao is not the initiator, it is a ginseng doll, its sentence "little brother", all the girls in the class have learned, looking for boys to borrow notes, homework at the beginning of this sentence, after listening to this sentence, everything is given to her. I really want to find that voice actress.

Zhang Fei Judging Melon": In addition to Pang Tongdang's county order in the Three Kingdoms, there is also Zhang Fei's county order, which describes Zhang Fei as very witty. Rare!

Zhu Bajie Eats Watermelon": It's too classic! One is that the pig was played by the monkey and stepped on the melon skin and wrestled. One is that the monkey flies to Penglai Xiandao to pick melons and fruits. Drunk.

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A: Yo, isn't this a little X?

B: Yo, it's little X, what have you been busy with lately?

A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left. Tease.

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me and me.

Take my gentleman, your father... Your father is like me again, I am your father again, your father is like me, I am your father.

Your father is like me, I am your father's striker, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, and your father is like me.

I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father...

B: you!!

Praise: Heh, buddy, really, blow it, what are you pretending, isn't it two levels higher than me: two?