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Primary school Chinese idiom short stories are easy to play.

Chang'e ran to the moon, looked at Mei to quench her thirst, and Lingyin ......

During the Qing Dynasty, there was a Nanyue Temple in Hengyang.

One day, the abbot of Nanyue Temple died. Hengyang Taishou asked Ji Xiaolan to write a subcouplet. Ji Xiaolan took up the pen and wrote the upper couplet;

Nanyue Temple died a monk;

Liu Taishou looked at it and trembled in his heart: Isn't this an export chapter, it's too direct, Ji Xiaolan saw Liu Taishou's expression, smiled slightly, and wrote the following couplet:

The country of Sealand has been added.

Liu Taishou saw it and clapped his hands again and again.

When and = should use the word "and" but not use the word "and", and when = should not use the word "and", but use the word "and", and now and then = from now on, it is already = forget it.

The first is a noun.

The two are conjunctions and table turns.

Three, noun verb.

Four, noun.

Five is a conjunction, a table turn.

Six, noun verb.

Seven, eight, preposition.

Nine, noun.

Ten, noun verb.

A certain Xiucai is good at using the word "and" in his composition, and the examiner sees that the word "and" in his text is overflowing and extremely inappropriate, so he reads it with a tooth for a tooth: "When and not, it is not appropriate, and now and then, it has been and has not been." "Just 18 words, with 11 words, extremely exquisite.

When the word should be used, it is not used, and the word should not be used, and the word is used

Interesting language stories.

Mark Twain's answer.

Mark Twain, a famous modern American writer, sat down across from a lady at a banquet and said out of politeness: "You are so beautiful!" The lady did not appreciate it, but said:

It's a pity I can't praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said, "That's okay, you can tell a lie like I did."

The words were tactful and peaceful, and the woman bowed her head.

The shortest letter in the world.

After the famous French writer Victor Hugo sent the manuscript of Les Misérables to the publishing house, the book was not published for some time. So I sent a letter to the publishing house, and the content only read: "?

Hugo. Soon, he received a reply from the publisher, which only read: "!

Room. Soon after, the sensational "Les Miserables" became easy for readers to meet.

This letter has been called "the shortest letter in the world." ”

Who is the champion The battle report of a football match reads: "As a result of this fierce football match, the Shandong team defeated the Beijing team and won the championship. ”

The first person said after watching it that the Shandong team won the football game. The communiqué reads: "As a result of this fierce football match, the Shandong team defeated the Beijing team and won the championship.

Another said, no. The battle report clearly wrote: "As a result of this fierce football match, the Shandong team was defeated, and the Beijing team won the championship."

Who's right and who's wrong. Once upon a time, there was an inn that posted an advertisement that said, "Stay on a rainy day."

A traveler walked up and asked to stay at the hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the ad and said, "You didn't see the ad written:

Rainy day, guest day, guest stay? Do not stay. The guest said

I see it. The ad makes it clear: 'Rainy days, guest days.'

Do you want to keep customers? Stay! ’”

In fact, there are two other ways to read this sentence: one is the interrogative sentence: "On a rainy day, stay a guest day, or do you stay a guest?" One is the declarative sentence: "On a rainy day, keep a guest, stay a day, and don't stay a guest." ”

Mr. Notes.

Once upon a time there was a rich man who was very stingy. At one time he hired a teacher for his son. When talking about treatment, Mr. knew that he was usually very mean to people. So he moved his mind and made a note with him, which read:

No rice or noodles, no chickens and ducks, no fish, no money.

The rich man was very happy to see it, and he thought that his husband was not particular about his meals, and he did not have to pay for the tuition, so he felt that he had taken a big advantage. At the end of the year, the gentleman had to settle accounts with the rich man. The rich man was willing to give, and the two went to the county office to fight a lawsuit together.

The magistrate asked the rich man to read the note; So the rich man read it according to the word he had written, but the gentleman read it with punctuated pauses, and it was finished:

No rice, noodles are also acceptable;

No chickens, ducks are acceptable;

No fish, meat is acceptable;

No silver, no money.

The rich man was dumbfounded when he heard this, so he had to pay the tuition and food money to the husband.