Ask for humorous and funny Mid Autumn Festival blessing text messages, unique points. 30

I was desperate Zixia left me, the master was too nagging, the Bull Demon King borrowed my money and didn't pay it back, and finally bought the Water Curtain Cave and was maliciously acquired by the Bodhisattva, fortunately, you can go online, send a message, and wish the second junior brother a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I entertained guests in the Moon Palace and prepared a sumptuous dinner for everyone: steamed romantic, braised blessings, boiled reunion, fried happy cakes, sincere and warm soup, very pistachios, warm and happy wine. Please come and visit us.

It's drizzling today, and you're romantic? If time permits, I would like to treat you to dinner. If you're busy right now, you won't read the information, and you'll have nothing to tease you anyway.

Whenever the Mid-Autumn Festival, when you miss me, look up at the moon, you know? The moon represents my heart!

But remember: don't look at any other time!

I have a friend who wants to get to know you, he (she) is coming recently, it seems to be called Zhong Qiujie (Zhong Qiujie), I think he (she) is very good, you can get to know him, he will come to you soon! Good luck!

Read it backwards)! In the middle of the autumn, do you wish that? Do you let my heart open, you let it go! Ah, it's really hard to get the first year of this, it's to receive the second one is your estimation of the form of this, the same old one person don't want to be with me.

Write yourself more than anything and always remember. Even if it's not very good, give it to a friend, and the other party will be very happy, because it won't be misunderstood as a bad **, hehe

The moon is round and round, like your face, thinking about it until now

The egg wishes to be long, and the arch is always juan.

There is autumn in the bell, and there is a day in the festival.

Mid-Autumn Festival humorous greetings:

1. I haven't heard from you for a long time, I always miss you in the Mid-Autumn Festival, my heart is very chaotic, I look for the lawn where you sleep in the hut where you like to go to the pond to eat, but I still don't see you, my heart is about to break. How can you lose such a big pig?

2. Dear, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here, don't **, eat more moon cakes! If you don't have anyone because you're fat, you actually know why, ......

3. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, I told my mother Wuyun, I like you, I want you to go to my house and accompany me day and night. Do you know? Through these days of contact, I have discovered that I can't live without you anymore!

Really, but my mother refused, she said fiercely: "No pigs are allowed here!" ”

4. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, the weather will change recently, and it will start to get cold, you must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes: "People freeze their legs, pigs freeze and breed their mouths", I have put on my trousers, so you should buy a mask quickly!

5. Today you woke up with a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a suicide note next to it: "I struggled all night and failed to pierce your face, your skin is so thick that I have no shame to live in this world, Lord, please forgive him!" ”

6. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, do you feel abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Even if the whole world dislikes you and ignores you, at least there is us, the Animal Protection Society.