Hello teacher, there are a few people with measuring instruments at the door of my house who wrote a

It's really 2.,You're strictly speaking on the answer sheet to make a mark.,Sentence you to violate discipline is not wronged.,Of course, the beloved teacher in line with the attitude of being responsible for a person's future.,Will follow the principle of less killing and careful killing.,Don't sentence you for violating discipline.,But maybe it's because of your sloppiness and the impact of neatness and neatness to deduct impression points.,To learn a lesson.,Originally, the re-writing of the invigilator teacher can understand.,What to do with the snake.。

The teacher said: "If a person wants to get good grades, he must seize the time to study and not play with his mobile phone all the time".

I was studying alone in the classroom, and at this time, the teacher walked into the classroom with a mobile phone to guide me, so that a few words were written into a sentence.

We are indeed a person's way of life, such a good attitude towards life, a different way of our own way of life.

One day, when Xiao Ming came back from kindergarten, his mother asked him: Did you learn arithmetic today? Xiao Ming nodded, and his mother asked: What is 1+1? Xiao Ming's father stretched out two fingers behind his mother, and Xiao Ming said: 1+1 is equal to OK!

1 + 1 = 3 1 bull and 1 cow = 1 bull and 1 cow + 1 calf.

There's only one left, and someone else's is not easy to use.

How much is this? How much is this? What is one plus one? 3！==One plus one jokes, I guess there's nothing funny anymore.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming how much is 1+1+? Xiao Ming said: I don't know The teacher said: Go home and ask the parents, I don't bother to tell you.

Xiao Ming asked the monk The monk said: The big thing is not good, the house is going to fall Xiao Ming asked the zoo caretaker again The caretaker said: Pigs and dogs run quickly!

Xiao Ming asked Grandpa Wang again Grandpa Wang was sleeping Xiao Ming slapped Grandpa Grandpa said: Beat Grandpa again, grandpa won't give you candy to eat.

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: How much is 1+1=?

Xiao Ming: The big thing is not good, the house is going to fall.

The teacher hurried outside.

Xiao Ming: Pigs and dogs hurry up.

The teacher slapped Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming: Hit grandpa again, grandpa won't give you candy to eat.

The teacher was speechless.

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I'm laughing to death!!

There is no other way, only pp k is okay now.

Haha, is there one called Gong Chuanjun?

Version 6:

One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, 1+1 ??"

Xiao Ming said, "I don't know. ”

The teacher asked Xiao Ming to go home and ask his family.

When Xiao Ming got home, he saw his mother stir-frying, so he asked, "Mom, 1+1?" Mom said

Go away, go away, don't bother me. Xiao Ming went to ask his father, who was watching the ball game and said, "Good ball, good ball."

Xiao Ming went to ask his sister, who was watching the news and said, "It's so pitiful! The headmaster is dead.

Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and his sister just finished her homework and said, "Okay." ”

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+1 ? , Xiao Ming said: "Go away, go away, don't bother me."

The teacher kicked Xiao Ming out and asked Xiao Ming 1+1 again. , Xiao Ming said: "Good ball, good ball."

Teacher, Xiao Ming, went to the principal's office and asked Xiao Ming 1+1 again. , Xiao Ming said: "It's so pitiful!

The headmaster is dead. The principal fired Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Okay." ”

Teaching Impermanent Teachers, Mentors and Friends, Capable Teachers,

If you send the teacher, you will write that the teacher is magnanimous.

Amiable, empathetic, humorous, literate, and good teacher.

Forget to sleep and eat, work hard, be conscientious, do your best, and be meticulous.

Tireless in slandering people, misleading people's children as teachers, and setting an example.