Urgent!!! Who has the script of Zhao Benshan s sketch to see a doctor? Tell me about it

The lines of Zhao Benshan's sketch "Sick or Not Sick":

B: Hurry up and sit here, the doctor has the final say, let you hold your urine, and you will know who is big and who is small.

A: It is necessary to say that the soaking urine is the largest.

B: Why are you disobedient, ask you to drink water, won't you be done with soaking your urine, and listen to other people's acres and threes of land.

A: Strong, I can't drink it, so I'll go through the whole dish.

B: This is a hospital, this is not a restaurant, you are drinking here, people say you.

A: You can get some peanuts on the hour.

B: If people want to urinate, just drink water.

A: I want to urinate.

B: The doctors have said that after holding this soak of urine, you will know to see if there are stones and sand in your kidneys, and then take a look.

Do you have anything in your blood?

A: If you have some cement in your blood, you can go home and build a tiled house.

B: You may be able to bear it if you raise the bar with me.

A: Yo B: Da Zhuang.

C: Isn't this three uncles and three aunts?

B: Let's Tunzi, that pig is so strong.

A: This kid looks good.

B: This guy is fat.

C: What are you two doing here, what are you waiting for?

A: Wait for urine.

C: Waiting for urine? It's for you to do.

B: The doctor told him to soak and pee.

A: When I came in the morning, my son told me, saying that it was you, don't pee, go to the hospital and then sprinkle, your first soak of urine has the highest nutritional value, and you can find out everything there.

C: Third uncle, maybe I didn't let you do those prostate or something.

A: Which county is the prostate?

C: Third uncle, the prostate is not a county.

A: It's a region.

C: The prostate is a thing in you.

B: Where's that gland?

C: Prostate prostate, it's in the front.

Crazy Commando.

Characters: Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang, tall crazy, short crazy, fat crazy.

One day, Zhou Yu was at home, and suddenly, a high madman broke in: "Stand up!" ”

Zhou Yu: "Why? ”

Gao Madness: "I want to order you!! ”

Zhou Yu: "Hmph, it's a madman!" (kicks out the madness).

As soon as Gao Madness left, a short man came: "Here you go!" Zhou Yu: "Why? ”

Dwarf: "I'm your dad!" ”

Zhou Yu: "It's crazy again!" (kicked out).

Then, a fat man came: "I'm going to chop you!" ”

Zhou Yu fought with him.

After fighting for a long time, Zhou Yu: "You might as well go and split Zhuge Liang!" ”

Good!!! Fat Crazy said.

Zhou Yu and the tall mad and the short crazy also confessed. Zhou Yu called them "Crazy Commandos".

A month later, he received an invitation letter from Zhuge Liang: "Come to my house as a guest!" ”

Zhou Yu: "He should have been tortured to death by the mad commandos!" ”

Zhou Yu came to Zhuge Liang's house.

Zhuge Liang asked Gao to go crazy: "This is the ** family, he wants to control others, so I will let him control the instrument." ”

Then ask the short madman: "He likes to send things to people, so I'll let him send steamed buns." ”

Finally, he brought it to the fat madman who was chopping wood: "If he wants to chop something, I will let him chop wood, and any firewood can be chopped well." But let him keep chopping, or he'll have to chop something else! ”

Zhou Yu was stunned. Zhuge Liang said: "Crazy people don't blink. ”

He counted ...... eyelids to Zhou Yu

There is no funny sketch, but there is one in three and a half sentences, you can take a look.

Three and a half sentences.

A: I'm going to perform tonight;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the party is about to start;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

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