I m super sad. Who s going to tell me a joke?

In the evening, the woman made dinner, and for a long time she didn't see her husband come back to prepare the letter, so the woman complained: Mom, he must be someone outside, her mother said frankly: silly child, don't always think about the worst, maybe there was a car accident....

Student answer: Since ancient times, no one has no, and no one has used paper to poop.

The teacher was angry and told the student to stand up.

The following year, the teacher asked the student the same question.

That's when the students got smarter.

He replied: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for stool. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

The teacher is very hot, and there is a student punishment station! At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window, and said regretfully: It didn't rain when it snowed on the sky, and the snow turned into rain on the ground. When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place?

The student replied to the teacher: The teacher does not eat when he eats, and the meal becomes in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place.

Just like that, the teacher fainted on the spot! Ha ha.

Lying in Spring": Dark plum smells of flowers, lying on the branch and hates the bottom, and it is like water in the distance, and it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.

I didn't expect a classmate's notes to be taken like this:

I'm stupid": I have no culture, I have a very low IQ, and if you want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.

One day, Xiao Chen, Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, Xiao Wen, and Xiao Liu chatted together - Xiao Chen said: Everyone calls me Xiao Chen busy, which is very good.

Xiao Wang said: Everyone calls me Xiao Wang busy, which is also very good.

Xiao Li said: Everyone calls me Xiao Li busy, which is not bad.

Xiaowen and Xiao Liu said: You talk, the puppets go first... One day, the drivers Xiao Liu, Xiao Li, Xiao Wang, and Xiaokang chatted together - Xiao Liu said: The passengers call me Master Liu, which is good.

Xiao Li said: The passengers call me Master Li, which is not bad.

Xiao Wang said: The passengers call me Master Wang, which is also very good.

Xiaokang said: Alas, you talk, I went home to eat noodles...

Life hacks: The dish I learned today is called tempeh brisket sago dew. First, take 500g of beef brisket, wash and cut it, add tempeh and fennel and stir-fry, stir-fry until browned.

Then add 20g of butter and 30ml of condensed milk, simmer for 30 minutes, and set aside.

Take out the soaked sago, add coconut water, add oat fruit cubes according to your preference, mix well with fried tempeh beef brisket, and pour it into the trash.

Okay, let's go out for dinner...

Send a message to a female colleague: I have opened the room and am waiting for you.

She replied: No kidding.

I replied: Really, they all say that your skills are good, and I want to try the real and fake.

She replied: I'll be angry if I do this again.

I replied: Really, I don't lie to you.

I replied: They all swore that you were really good at your skills.

She replied: Don't listen to their nonsense.

I replied: How do I usually treat you? You can't bear to see me alone?

She replied: Don't do this, it will make me very embarrassed.

I replied: If you don't come today, I'll be waiting for you in my room.

She replied: . . . I replied: 555

She replied: Okay, you wait for me first, I'm at home, take a shower and change my clothes first.

Half an hour later, she replied: Are you opening a room in **?

I replied: Happy Fight Landlord, Telecom Zone 1, 12 rooms, 22 tables.

She replied: Get out of the way!

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and then died!

One day, the little white rabbit saw a big bad wolf in the forest, and the little white rabbit ran in front of the big bad wolf and said, "Big bad wolf, big bad wolf, you quickly ask me if I am a little white rabbit." The big bad wolf was very strange when he heard this, and said:

Yes, yes, I am! Then the little white rabbit said, "Big bad wolf, big bad wolf, ask me if I am a giraffe."

The big bad wolf was helpless, so he had to ask, "Okay then..."Are you a giraffe? The little white rabbit slapped the big bad wolf and said

Stupid, they all said I was a white rabbit. ”

I hope you can be happy to see this

1.The deaf man heard the dumb man say that the blind man had seen a ghost.

2.In the subway, a fool snatched the beggar's wallet, the blind man saw it, the dumb man screamed, the deaf man heard it, the lame man stepped forward and kicked him, the wanted man wanted to take him to the police station, Luo Guo stepped forward, and Mazi said: "For my sake, forget it." ”

In physics class, the teacher talks about the balance of momentum, and the teacher's "one egg goes to fill another egg, and whoever breaks it." A classmate raised his hand and was heartbroken. 'Teacher' whose heart is broken. The 'classmate' hen's heart is broken...

A meteor flew by, and I made a wish to it, may it make you smarter, and I saw:

The meteor returned the way it came.

A bun walked tired, hungry, and ate himself.

Ask a few friends to go out for a water fight, or ask a friend out on a trip.

When we meet, it is difficult to say goodbye, and it is difficult for the east wind to recite a hundred flowers, and my classmates have repeatedly taught me to recite it as a farewell when we meet, and it is difficult for the east to be undefeated and the north is remnant, what do you think???

Once upon a time. There was a lion and a bear pooping under two trees, and the lion's poop was bigger and smellier than the bear's

This story tells us: facts speak louder than words (bear poop) (hee-hee-hee......

Grandpa had a heart attack: "Grandson, grandson, medicine... Medicine... Medicine...

Sun Tzu: "Cut... Gram... Trouble...

Sun Tzu: "Singing the most dazzling national style...

In the end, Grandpa died.

What jokes have you heard? Tell me what you've heard, and I'll tell you what you've not heard!

But I don't know which ones you've heard.