Give me a few jokes that can make people laugh

1A polar bear was lonely on the ice in a daze, and when he was bored, he began to pluck his own hair and play, one, two, three, and finally there was no one left, and then he died of cold.

2 Xiao Ming got a new haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and said with a smile: Xiao Ming, your head shape looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry, crying and crying, and he flew up.

As for Xiao Ming, he has an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night.

Xiao Ming's mother asked worriedly: Have you finished reading the book? There is an exam tomorrow, Xiao Ming said happily: Mom, I'm done.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming very happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over'.

Once upon a time there was a mosquito that fell into the palm of a man's hand, and the man inside said, "You want to suck my blood, I'm going to kill you," and the mosquito knelt in his hand and said"I beg you, don't kill me," the man asked"Why don't I kill you," the mosquito said, "because, because, because it's my birthday," and the man said, "Okay, I'm not going to kill you," and then clapped his hands and sang until he vomited oil, and hissed and vomited oil.

Once upon a time there was a toothpick walking on the road, and suddenly it came across a hedgehog, so it stopped and beckoned, ". Bus...

A few people were in the golf locker room, a mobile phone rang for a long time, and a man pressed the hands-free button. Woman: My dear, you glanced at him in the girl: You can't take revenge. Okay, I'll tell you about it, I used to have.

1.There is a flower bed in the park, and there is a sign on the flower bed, which reads: "Those who step into the flower bed will be fined 3 yuan!"

It is said that the old man who watched the flower bed would throw a one-dollar coin into the flower bed every day... Then every day someone will be fined 3 yuan for fighting. 2.

A classmate went to Africa to help build a construction, and the construction worker who just arrived at the construction site to receive him was a black man, so he used English to communicate with others, and the black man was silent. Then he spoke French again, and the black man still didn't speak. Then he gestured with his hands.

The black man finally spoke: blind comparison Qi sells gaha, and the whole construction site is Chinese. 3.

I have a colleague in the unit, a Mongolian. A year off home, after a few days of vacation did not come back, the leader to give **, he in the ** high socks teased said: Leader, I am still riding a horse on the Hulunbuir grassland to find a home, my family is a nomad, now I don't know to move to **?

There were two bananas running one after the other, the one in front took off his coat because it was too hot, and the one in the back slipped on.

There was a cake that walked and felt hungry and ate itself.

The father said to his son, "Ten smart people don't come out of a stupid question." The son said, "No wonder I always fail exams."

The two of them walked on the road and saw a pear tree full of big pears, and guessed the name of the place. The previous one said: Hey, big pear. (Italy). The latter said: Oh, big pear (Australia). What do you think?

A certain leader read *** quotes: "People's correct thinking fell from the sky!" Turning the page, he was stunned and read aloud: "What! ”。

Xiao Caibei was arrested by the police, what happened the next day? Answer: Rancid.

A matchstick, suddenly I feel a lot of itching on my head, it scratches and scratches, and then it catches fire.