Tell me what you think is the funniest, and see who is the funniest

A man took the train to the field on a business trip, and on the way to the bathroom, he just entered, and someone in the next room spoke: "Hey, how's it going, how are you doing?" The man was puzzled and thought of talking weirdly in the bathroom, but still said:

Well, it's passable. The next door said, "Where are you going?"

I'm out on a business trip! The man said. "I'm sorry, I'll call you later, there's a neurotic next to me, and when I ask you, he always grabs. ”

Travelogue. Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question

Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped

Not long after, the four of them took another plane to go on a tour, and they crashed again, and there were still only three parachutes, and they continued to have problems

Tang Seng: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?

Wukong: 1949

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Sha Monks: 2.5 million

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Tang Seng: Bajie, what are the names of the 2.5 million people?

.Bajie had no choice but to jump again

The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was an accident on the way At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don't need to ask, I will jump by myself and then jump

Tang Seng clasped his hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time!

Two bananas went shopping, the front one took off his clothes, and the back fell on his heels, hahahahahaha.

If you have a lot of shares, you can give them all to me.

One day, a couple sat in the park at night. The woman said to the man, "Oh, husband, my face hurts." ”

The man said, "What's the matter, go to the hospital." ”

The woman said, "No, kiss me."

The man kissed it, and it was fine.

After a while, the woman said, "Husband, my mouth hurts." ”

The man said, "This pain in the mouth can be called to the hospital." ”

The woman said, "No, kiss me." ”

The man kissed again. It's good again.

After a while, an old lady jumped out of the grass and said, "Oh young man, you are so good at it."

I have a corn on my foot, you can help cure it...

A pastor and a bus driver died at the same time, but the bus driver went to heaven and the pastor went to hell. The pastor has devoted his life to the church and has gone to hell, feeling quite unjust.

So he complained to God. Pastor: "Lord! I have dedicated my life to the church and take your believers to prayer every Sunday. Why am I not as good as a bus driver? What about hell? ”

God: "Yes! That's why you went to hell. You take the believers to pray and preach every Sunday, but they are all sleeping with their heads down!

But the bus driver is rampage through the streets every day, and his passengers are praying!

One day, a wealthy man wants to buy a car, but he is hesitating because the car dealership does not have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (move me to try), ensure that no one dares to mess with it, not bad"!

The rich man was moved, immediately bought this car, but the next day there was a car accident, the rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you dare to hit this car, but when you got out of the car, he immediately walked away, it turned out that the other party's license plate was 44944 (try it.)

Once upon a time there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk tells the story to the little monk... What is the story about?

Once upon a time there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk tells the story to the little monk... What is the story about?

Once upon a time there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk tells the story to the little monk... What is the story about?

Once upon a time there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk tells the story to the little monk... What is the story about?

A man walks into a convenience store in Louisiana and pulls out a $20 bill to open it. When the clerk opened the cash register, he flashed his pistol and asked the staff to give him all the cash in the cash register. The clerk quickly complied, and he took the money and quickly disappeared, leaving his $20 bill on the counter — he took a total of $15.

A woman returned home to find her husband shaking wildly in the kitchen, with a wire around his waist that seemed to be attached to an electric kettle. In order to save him from danger, she picked up a thick plank from the door and slashed at him, breaking his arm in two. In fact, he had been listening happily to the Walkman until now.

Xiao Ming slept with his grandfather at night, and suddenly had an urgent need to urinate, but he thought of the teacher and said to him: Children should speak civilly, and if they want to pee, they can't say directly, and they want to say that they want to sing, so he said to his grandfather: Grandpa, I want to sing!

Grandpa said: It's not good, it's late at night Xiao Ming: No!

I'm going to sing Grandpa: Really, you can't help it, then you whisper into my ear, so .........Haha hope you like it.

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed the plot, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was terrified, screaming and running.

The woman was at peace and was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: "Girl, you forgot to bring the key again." The woman was frightened and ran away.

At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said: Damn, delay my work, scare you to death! As soon as the words of tomb robbing fell, I found that an old man next to him was carving a tombstone with a chisel, curious, and asked, the old man said angrily, nnd, they carved my name wrong......The great fear of robbing the tomb, waw wow screaming and running.

The old man sneered: "Damn, dare to steal business with me, and be a little more ......tender."As he was talking, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground, and the old man was about to pick it up, when he bent down and found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass, the old man was startled, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death!"

Changing the house number of my house!! "The old man is rolling down the hill!

At this moment, a scavenger crawled out of the grass, "Damn, it takes so much money to make a piece of iron."