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Anonymous users2024-02-06Five Students Became Addicted to Smoking One day they were smoking in the toilet when they were seen by the dean, who told their homeroom teacher, who talked to the five of them the next day. Teacher:"Do you smoke?
Student :"Suck ......"Teacher:"Suck ......
You're glorious! Go home and call your parents!! "He was also violently beaten and demerited.
The student went back and said to the other four:"The teacher asked you if you smoked, but you didn't admit it, and they all said they didn't smoke, and I took care of it myself. After a while.
Teacher:"Do you smoke? "Student :
Do not suck. " "Let's have a french fries. "As he spoke, the teacher handed over the fries.
Students naturally extend their fingers to ......Teacher:"Do not suck. Go home and call your parents!
Teacher:"Do you smoke? "Student :
Do not suck. " "Let's have a french fries. "Student carefully takes the fries and is secretly grateful to Student B (fortunately, he was prepared).
Teacher:"Don't dip it in ketchup? "As soon as the student was careless, he dipped the sauce too much and began to flick ...... into the bowlTeacher:
Do not suck. Soot is very skillful, ......Call the parents! "Teacher:
Do you smoke? "Student :"Not ......Suck ......"(Students are already sweating after eating French fries, and they feel like they are walking on thin ice.)
Student :"Thank you ......Teacher:If it's okay, I'll go back first. "Teacher:
Don't you bring a root for your classmates to eat? "Student :"Thank you, teacher.
As he spoke, he put the fries to his ear ......Teacher:"Knowing what I'm supposed to say, don't call the parents yet"Teacher:"Do you smoke?
Student :"Do not suck. "(I finally put the fries in my pocket with peace of mind.......)The student turned around and wanted to leave, when the teacher suddenly shouted:"The headmaster is here!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05I see. Okay, let's get started. Teacher:
Hello students. Student :The teacher is bad. Teacher:
Today I eat fish. Student: Tomorrow you eat fish.
Teacher: That's wrong. Student :
That's right. Teacher: You did it on purpose.
Student: We didn't mean it. Teacher:How can there be students like you.
Student: Otherwise, there would be no teachers like us. Teacher:
You're not too big or too small. Student: I'm small and big.
Teacher: You big idiot. Student :
I'm a little genius. Teacher: Stop.
Student: I'll give you a step. Teacher:
I'm afraid of you, can you stop? Student: I'm not afraid of you, can you keep going?
Teacher: You're not done! Student :
I'm endless! Teacher: I'm so angry.
Student: I'm so happy to come to life. Teacher:
I won't be a teacher anymore in my next life. Student: You were a bandit in your last life.
Teacher: Who did I rob in my last life? Student :
You haven't robbed us in your life? Teacher: Go and call your parents!
Student :Don't call your principal? …
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Campus sketches.
Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!
League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Xiaoling: Yes!
League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!
League secretary: And you Xiaowu!
Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?
Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!
Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!
Students, classmates, comrades, the same
Three: Just say it!
League Secretary: Same as what!
Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!
Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!
League secretary: Come on, let's work together!
The three of them lay down: Alas!
League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go
The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!
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Anonymous users2024-02-03One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”
The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. ”
Student: "Correct. ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”
Student: "We're right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
..The teacher then left the classroom in a rage.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Write it yourself, how interesting it is. If I were to write about the early love in my current school, and the school blindly grasped the matter of going on to higher education.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Are you still in school? You can experience it for yourself, that's more real.
Teacher's Day Dedication.
Teacher: Acura for you. >>>More
A: Yo, isn't this a little X?
B: Yo, it's little X, what have you been busy with lately? >>>More
The environment of the school is still relatively pure and friendly, and most of the teachers are very friendly. >>>More
It is necessary to take advantage of the situation, not to blindly reprimand, and if this is often the case, to have individual conversations and guide them. >>>More
It is better to block than to be sparse, the problem of adolescent sexual impulse has always been a problem for our educators, students are in a rebellious period, you want to be friends with them, it is not possible, and even if you are friends, the prestige of being a teacher will decline, in general, in this case, I recommend that you leave more homework, the energy generated by sexual repression is called libido, and it will be a good choice to use a heavier homework burden to let students discharge excess libido from other aspects of the body.