What s the joke that s funny, what s the joke that s funny?

LZ, I've been dead for years.

One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. [Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Pig 1's name is "who".

Pig 2's name is "where".

Pig 3's name is "what". And so there is a wonderful dialogue.

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Right.

Wolf): What?

Pig) 1: "what" on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what's your name?

Pig 1): My name is "who", "what" on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2): Who are you?

Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] Wolf): Do you know him?

Pig 2): Hmm!

Wolf): Who is he?

Pig 2): Yes.

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): "What" on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): "Where" is me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): He is "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] Wolf): How do I know?

Pig 2): Who are you looking for?

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): He's on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): It's me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who".

Wolf: Oh my God!

Piggy 1.2): "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What's your dad?

Pig 2): No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

Piggy 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf): What?

Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "why".

Wolf): Why?

Pig 1): Yes!

Wolf: What is it?

Pig 1): Not "why".

Wolf): Who? Pig 1): I am "who".

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Yes, I'm "who".

Wolf): What?

Pig Pig 1.2): "What" on the roof. The wolf cried out, oh my God!

I'm crazy! So he jumped into the pot and cried and said: 3 big pigs. You eat me, I have no attachment to life!

Man. Still is.

Woman. A boy chatted on QQ, and it happened that one of the friends who joined did not fill in the gender, so he asked: "Hello, are you a girl or a boy?"

I'm a ...... who pees standing upThe boy said, "Oh, it's a brother," and the other party said, "But I peed on my pants," and the boy was surprised

That's my sister" The other party said: "I can't untie my trouser belt because I need to urinate" The boy said: "I'm sorry, the man stands on the left and the woman stands on the right, you ......."You give me an intermediate station".

Come on, laugh a hehe!

An ancient poem "Lying Spring" written by Lu You, the teacher asked to dictate it.

The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows;

Students dictate as follows:

Wo Chun" I'm stupid".

Dark plum whispers flowers, I have no culture, and I hate the bottom of the broken branches.

I have a very low IQ.

Looking at the water from afar, I want to ask who I am, easy to see through the spring green.

A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green.

I'm a stupid donkey.

A family just gave birth to a child, this child is strange, just born will call people, he shouted "grandpa", his grandfather immediately fell to the ground and died, and shouted "grandma", his grandmother also died immediately, everyone panicked, hurriedly found a tape to glue the child's mouth shut.

When everyone was busy with his grandparents' funeral, he suddenly saw that the child broke free of the tape and was about to open his mouth to speak, his father hurriedly went to cover the child's mouth, but it was too late, and the child called "Dad", and his father thought about it, and sat on the ground and waited for death.

At this moment, there was chaos outside, and someone shouted: "Zhang San next door is dead!" ”

One of the girls in my class was listening to the Walkman in the back row, her ears were blocked, so she spoke loudly and said to her tablemates, "The teacher came and told me." "Almost all of my classmates heard it. The teacher was no exception, looked at the classmate and said, "I'm not going!" ”

Once the school held a party, the teacher (an old lady in her 60s) gave up the show. The classmates coaxed: the teacher also put on a show and danced.

When we were in high school, we were about to take the exam, and we were in a geography class, and the teacher reported a place name on it, and we were in the minerals below, and said a lot of places, and the teacher suddenly asked: "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class shouted in unison: "Jiangnan beauty!" ”

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

In the past, the school said that there would be a physical examination, that there would be a stool test, and that everybody would bring a little bit of it, and then, there was an alumnus who was packed in a Chow Tai Fook bag and a box.

Then I walked halfway and was robbed by someone driving a motorcycle...

After decades of studying, it's still a good mix of kindergartens.

There is no end to learning, and turning back is the shore.