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Aiqinggushi has a middle-aged woman who asks a lawyer to help her get a divorce. The lawyer asked, "Is there a foundation for your marriage?"
Oh, there is. We have about three-quarters of an acre. The woman replied.
The lawyer looked at her in surprise and asked, "Did you have a conflict?" Nope.
Our car broke down and had to be repaired. "The woman is fast. "So why are you filing for divorce?
The lawyer asked incomprehensibly. "Oh, it's because he's always wrong with the bull's head. The lawyer suddenly realized.
It's very complete, thank me, my arm is numb after looking for so much.
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When I was a child, I asked the little girl at the table what she meant by "handsome", and she took out a mirror and said to me, "Look for yourself".
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There are three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?
Pig A: What's on the roof.
Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?
Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).
Wolf: Do you know it?
Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?
Pig B: Yes.
Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.
Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?
Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).
Wolf: How do I know?
Pig B: Who are you looking for?
Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.
Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.
Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.
Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.
Wolf: What, your father?
Pig B: No.
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”
Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?
Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.
Wolf: Why?
Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?
Pig A: No, it's "why".
Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: yes, who am I.
Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.
In the end, the wolf committed suicide.
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