Does anyone know more of that kind of short laughing joke and send more thanks

One night Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, a meteor pierced the sky, Xiao Ming saw this and hurriedly made a wish: "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" "A miracle happened, and the meteor went back.

True love is to think that the other party is a pig, and you are worried about being snatched away by others.

There are always a few fools who are friends I can't abandon.

In the next life, I will definitely be reincarnated as a woman, and then marry a man like me.

Summer is just not good, when I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

Why are there so many people in the world who don't get what they don't work for, but I am one less.

Perception in math class: As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the blackboard is full.

After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only said to those who understand.

1. In order to make yourself more elegant, ramen was renamed instant noodles.

2. When the sun is basking you, you are also basking in the sun.

3. I've been in Zhihu for so long, and I'm ready to retire, officially. The phone is not ready to play.,Finally, say goodbye to everyone.,I'm reluctant to you.,Although there are a lot of people I don't seem to know very well.,But I'm really happy to know you.,This time I retreated.,The main reason is that I'm going to charge.,When I'm done.,I'll be back.。

4, Tang Seng master and apprentice Xitian learned scriptures, Lu met an engineering team to open the mountain and blow up stones, only to hear the sound of "bang", a boulder was blown up, Tang Seng was startled, turned around and said: "Look, Wukong!" Your mother has a second child.

5. In the first year, the school organizes a singing competition. My roommate and I signed up and auditioned first. She sang in front of me, and her roommate had rhinitis and kept sneezing for the past few days.

She chose Liang Jingru's "Courage", and sang "Love really needs, Ah Sneeze." The judges and the audience laughed

1.The little girl imitated the TV and asked: Daddy, let's go, Dad ignored her, Mom smiled, the little girl turned her head and looked at Mom: Mom, what are you laughing at".

2.Xiaoyu was caught cheating on the exam Teacher: Who did you copy? Xiaoyu: I copied the mussels Teacher: You're a fart.

3.The first time I entered the Internet café, I went to the Internet café and turned on the result and turned off the computer of the brother next to me, and he endured it for a long time, calmly telling me that he was playing ranking.

4.Lemon wanted to ask the boss for leave, but the boss asked what was wrong with it, and Lemon said, "I don't know what's wrong, I always feel sour on my body." ”5.

1. When Dumb was eating in the cafeteria, he found flies in the meal, so he asked: How many times do you have to do this a day? The chef didn't speak for a long time. Dumb: What's wrong? Chef Angry: You just counted in vain!

2. There is a leather shoemaker in London, and the handmade leather shoes are very good, but the delivery time is too long. One customer couldn't stand it anymore and complained, "It only takes God 7 days to make a world, why does it take you so long to make a pair of leather shoes?"

The shoemaker pulled the customer to the window and said, "Look at the world God has made, and look at the shoes I have made." ”

4. My son sent a text message to his father: Although I opened my wallet, there was no money; But open my life, there is you, my dear father. The father received a happy text message complimenting him. After a while, I texted back: the key is the first sentence ......

5. Wife loves to nag! She doesn't have time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the seaside for half a month to recuperate, and guess what, her teeth were tanned.

A friend of mine who was a pilot was in a car accident and was hospitalized. I'm puzzled, the plane can fly so slippery, why did it have a car accident? So I asked him when I visited him. He said.

I saw a car in front of me, I wanted to overtake him, and then I pulled the steering wheel up.

My dad was cutting honey, let me go farther, said that the bee sting is very painful, he has 30 years of experience in collecting honey, familiar with the habits of bees, will not be stung, I can't, hurry up, don't get in the way! I went into the kitchen to get some water to drink, and he came in with a swollen face.

Once I took the driver's license test and tried it out after getting in the car, I asked the coach on the co-pilot: "Coach, why is the steering wheel a little loose?" The coach said lightly

I remember that it was the first rain in 2013, one of your senior sisters came to learn to drive, asked her to brake, but she didn't step on the brakes, but grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and dragged it back, and shouted: Hoo, so the steering wheel is a little loose.

My wife has an occupational disease, and she used to study taekwondo for 12 years. After getting married, she would bow to me every time she beat me, and after beating me, she had to force me to shake hands with her...

Someone once told me that as long as I went to Guangdong, I would lose myself in the sound of beautiful boys, but after I arrived in Guangdong, they all called me Diao Mao.

The young man asked the master, "Yesterday I helped an old man, and I was blackmailed with 2,000 yuan, and in the morning I was hit by someone who was driving and lost 1,500 yuan, what is wrong with this world?" The master took a cup and asked the young man to hold it in his hand, and then began to pour boiling water, and when the water was full and overflowing, the cup fell to the ground and shattered. The young man suddenly realized: "What does the master mean only after the pain is over? The master shook his head and said, "No, this cup is from the Kangxi period, you can pay 30,000 yuan."

The beloved dog was poisoned by a neighbor, and the angry Xiao Ming pulled up a banner that said 'Give back my dog's life'. ”

1. Female: "Why do you keep chewing candy when you talk to me?" Man: "If you don't chew sugar, why don't you get so many sweet words?"

2. A boy texted his girlfriend one day: "Your hairstyle is different today", and his girlfriend said: "Oh, I permed it", and after a while, he replied: "Ah! Isn't it serious?! ＂

3. Mother: After three years of marriage, what do you think of her?

Son: Year 1: I say, she listens. The second year: She said, I listened. Year 3: We both talked, and the neighbors listened.

4. A doctor said to his daughter: "I said that your boyfriend is a worthless guy, did you tell him this?" ”

I told him, and he wasn't angry at all, and he said it's not the first time you've misdiagnosed. ”

5. M: You really hate it.

F: yes, how do I make you annoying?

M: Because in my heart you are really likable, and I never get tired of watching you!

It is estimated that the landlord will faint.

The four rats bragged: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don't step on a mouse for a day and my feet itch; C: I don't have a lot of streets a few times a day; Ding: It's not too early, go home and pick up the cat.

What are the super shortages, and then make people laugh and smoke, I personally feel that jokes like this are still in Stephen Chow's classic movies, the most hidden, and nonsensical cold humor like him can best meet your standards.

1.There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked. 2.There was a Mr. Banana who was on a date with his girlfriend, and he was walking down the street, and it was very hot, and Mr. Banana took off his clothes, after which his girlfriend fell.

In fact, you have a child who loves beauty very much, and often shows off your beautiful thighs. Then wearing some miniskirts has become a trend. However, the short skirt must have a degree, you can't always be short enough to show some customs. It makes people laugh out of their big teeth!

I'm not interested in some bad jokes and some ordinary jokes, maybe my laughter is relatively high, and I may not understand the jokes of ordinary people, or I don't feel funny, so I don't think there are any very short jokes that can make people laugh until they cramp.

There is no short word that can make people laugh, the funny point of flower language usually has to be played in the context to play, sometimes even a look can make people laugh, but without context, it is impossible to produce this effect.

This question is like this, if you want to listen to super short jokes, Guo Degang's Deyun Club has a lot, you can listen to the short jokes they say, it will definitely make you laugh.

The shortest joke is Uh-huh, China** is going to go to the cow in 2020, uh-huh, just two weeks, Ka, the cow has run away, and the bear is here again.

I prefer cold jokes, why do penguins have white bellies? Because it has short hands, it can't wash your stomach when you take a bath.

I have to say that after reading a joke, I will always forget it after laughing, if I have a super short but laughable joke, it is a toothpick to stay on the side of the road, see a hedgehog beat him, stretch out his hand and say stop the bus.

I think Stephen Chow's movies are all quite funny, and there are a lot of funny clips in them, so if you want to watch that kind of funny short story, I suggest you revisit Stephen Chow's movies.

1. Master! I have seen through the red dust and want to shave my ordination. ", you come here every month, just for a few bucks for a haircut? ”

2. Yesterday, I took my daughter-in-law to the mall. I saw a large amount of money and said to Xiaomi next to me: "Go, baby, take whatever you want!" I waved my hand directly and said to my daughter-in-law, "Go, baby, take whatever you want!" Be careful not to get caught! ”

3. Hilarious blind date and cold jokes, a pair of men and women are embarrassed to speak first when they meet on a blind date. I sat in the room for a long time, and I still didn't know what to talk about. The man thought about it for a while, and finally came up with a topic and asked the woman:

Have you ever seen a tiger? F: I haven't seen it.

M: I haven't seen it either. The woman also thought about it for a long time, and then asked the man:

Do you dare to eat chili peppers empty? M: Dare!

F: I dare!

4. That year, people were still relatively feudal, my daughter-in-law had just given birth and was pushed out of the delivery room, because she felt shy, she covered her head with the quilt, and my mother was scared and cried directly when she saw it.

5, now I think that Mama Rong in the first part of Huanzhu Gege is the actress, I gritted my teeth when I watched it, and now I know that she is a good person, the first good person. A paw of the same feeling.

1. Passenger A: This bus is really warm. Passenger B: Yes, especially when it's so cold outside, and it looks like I'm under a blanket when I get on the bus. Passenger A: Don't talk nonsense, there are so many people in your bed?

2. One day, Bai Suzhen let out a fart, and Xu Xian suddenly realized, "Lady, you are a rattlesnake." ”

4. The doctor said to the patient dissatisfiedly, "You must have drunk a lot of wine again!" Honestly, how much do you drink every day?

4 bottles of beer. "Didn't I tell you that you are only allowed to drink 2 bottles a day? "Yes, but the doctor you treated me before also ordered me to drink 2 bottles a day!

5. When a patient with a fracture goes to the hospital for medical treatment, the doctor asks why he has a fracture? The man said that there was sand in my shoes, so I took off my shoes and held on to the telephone pole, shaking the sand in my shoes.

One day before getting on the bus, a certain gentleman folded a thick stack of paper and put it in the envelope, and found that the envelope was stolen after getting off the bus. The next day, not long after a certain gentleman got in the car, he felt that there was a hard object on his waist, and when he touched it, it was the envelope from yesterday, and the envelope read: Please don't make such jokes, it will affect normal work, thank you!!

Ah Fu teaches in an elementary school, and he is tall and majestic, but he stutters when he speaks nervously. During an invigilator, he found that a classmate was cheating, and he angrily pointed at the cheating student and yelled, "You ......."You ......You ......You ......You ......You ......You ......You ......How dare you cheat, stand up for me!!

At the end of the sentence, nine students stood up.

There was a beautiful young lady, after getting on the bus, she took out a tissue from her bag and wiped the seat vigorously, and when she was about to sit down, she let out a fart, and a gentleman next to her heard it and said jokingly: Miss really loves hygiene, and after wiping it for so long, she has to blow it!

01.A brother went to the toilet, but accidentally entered the women's toilet, and after entering, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong, but fortunately there was no one in the toilet. He walked out as if nothing had happened.

When he was opening the door, he met a mm coming in, and the mm took a look at him, his face was red, his head was lowered, and he turned around and went to the men's toilet.

A woman was walking at night, and suddenly saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug gesture, and stepping forward with a kick. The man fell to the ground and cried, saying, "It's the third piece, who am I provoking and who is messing with someone, is it so difficult to bring a piece of glass home?" ”

A novice went to collect loan sharks, he took out the IOU and said with a smile:"It is clearly written in black and white that you owe me 1 million! Do you want to pay the bills?

If you can't pay tomorrow, your house will be like it. "He took out his lighter and burned the IOU ......

There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, a crow flew by, pulled and fell on the old farmer's face, the old farmer raised his head and scolded: "Mom! I don't know how to wear a pair of pants when I go out! The crow said, "* and wear pants!" ”

One day, my son said to his father, "Dad, I'm so cold." And his father said unto him, "Go and stand in the corner." The son went to stand there and asked his father why, and he said, "Because it's 90 degrees there." Hehe.

1: Look at your drag, I can't wait to fart and jump him to Italy. 2：

No matter how strong a man is, he is born of a woman. 3: In today's society, as long as there is a relationship, it doesn't matter what happens.

4: You can hit me, just don't mess up my hair.

Say to your friends with a very serious expression: I'll tell you a joke, a plane crashed into the toilet!

See how they react.