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Why didn't you contact me all these years?
Zhao: I was poor in the past, and I didn't have the face to see you.
Fan: Then why do you have the face to smoke this cigarette?
You have the money to buy cigarettes.
Raise the living standards of your wife and children, run more to the city if you have nothing to do, I'll pull you casually, won't you just get up.
Tong: Old pimple.
Is the garlic finished?
Zhao: I'm done.
Tong: Come and help me choose leeks.
Zhao: It's a good choice.
Masturbation, masturbation, and it's over.
Fan: Look. It's over, it's over.
You, you're not serious about anything.
Look at Wu Degui.
It's also our classmates.
It's you farmers too.
Just because of seriousness and dedication.
Now he is a well-known farmer entrepreneur.
You said you were a fool.
Grab a good box of cigarettes.
Give me a cigarette and I'll taste it.
Zhao: It's all for you.
Fan: I don't believe it's easy to smoke.
You see how busy I am.
Hello .Hey, hey.
Zhao: It's me, I'm Wu Degui.
You've arrived in Hong Kong.
After the business is done, let him pay the money quickly.
Why can't the Hong Kong dollar?
Two million lines.
You ask the Hong Kong manager to pick me up**.
Hello, you're in**.
I don't know if I'm telling you, your ** can't get through.
No problem, no problem, no problem, trivial.
Okay ok bye-bye.
It's too hard to talk.
Fan: Mr. Wu.
Tong: The old pimple is finished.
Zhao: I'm done.
Tong: Buy me a bottle of vinegar.
Fan: It's not over you.
Tong: What kind of wind are you smoking?
It makes people buy vinegar with old pimples.
Fan: People are distinguished guests.
Tong: What a distinguished guest, isn't this an old pimple?
Fan: The old pimple is Wu Degui.
Tong: Wu Degui is an old pimple.
Zhao: I'll buy vinegar.
Tong: Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu, you stay, I don't know.
I'll go to Fan: Mr. Wu, I'm not a little too much.
Zhao: Old classmate.
Let the old pimple also say a few words.
How do you say that you only remember today's Wu Degui.
But I forgot the old pimple of the past.
You only know that Wu Degui is a well-known entrepreneur, but he used to sit with you in the front and back, the purpose of our class reunion.
For what. Fan: My company isn't doing very well right now.
I'd like to get in touch with you.
Let you help me.
Zhao: Then you said between our classmates.
Do you still need to talk about society?
Today, I used you, and I used him to nod and nod, we are classmates.
The significance of our class reunion.
Let's get back to what we used to be.
That pure energy, that kind of true feelings.
Fan: I won't say anything, Mr. Wu.
Zhao: You still call me Mr. Wu.
Fan: Old pimple.
Tong: Old Fan. My classmates have arrived.
It's all downstairs, pick it up.
Fan: Pick up Wang Erya.
Tong: I'll tell you.
When you see Erya, you have to check it.
Zhao: It's okay, don't worry.
Fan: It's still the old pimple who understands me.
Zhao: Wang Erya is my daughter-in-law.
I'm exhausted
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I remember that before him and Fan Wei, there were already three people performing this sketch in the Quyuan Miscellaneous Show at that time.
I completely agree with you lz
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