Funny celebrity quotes, a selection of funny celebrity quotes

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play out my sadness.

The guest officer, please respect herself, the little woman only sells her body and does not sell her art.

If the tree does not have bark, it will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Warning: Do not climb over the campus fence, otherwise boys will become girls and girls will become women.

My big name is God, my little name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my Dharma name is Nyorai.

Water can carry boats and cook porridge.

The birds are big, and there are all kinds of forests.

As far as your thoughts go, you roll me out!

The hooligans are not afraid, they are afraid that the hooligans have a cultured ......

And then there is the formal.

1.Chen Ziang.

Invisible faces, inaudible voices. Thinking about the emptiness of the Internet. Alone swelling and sobbing.

3.Dante on his own net. Let others do the talking.

4.Napoleon: A man who doesn't want to go online is not a good man.

5. Archimedes: Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry the entire host server.

6.Paul Kochakin: When one looks back, one can proudly say that I devoted my whole life to Internet cafes.

7, Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Gao: The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the air conditioner is cool in summer!

8. Shakespeare: It's a question of turning on the computer or turning it off.

9, Ai Qing: Why do I have tears in my eyes, because I love this landlord deeply.

You're so talented' - Song Dandan.

It's a classic.

Water can carry boats and cook porridge.

The birds are big, and there are all kinds of forests.

As far as your thoughts go, you roll me out!

The ancient Greeks said: Dignity naturally lifts something heavier than Him, and slowly, he lifts very high...

Do not forget to serve the country when you study, and do not forget to build if you serve the country.

1. Rich people eventually become dependents!

2. Don't sleep in class, just get drunk on the wine table.

3. Other people's money is something outside of my body.

4. Do you think I'm going to watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

5. It's a mirror, it's always reflective....It's gold, and it will always be spent.

6. Among thousands of people, meet the people you meet; In the endless wilderness of time, in the tens of thousands of years, there is no earlier or later step, and it just happened to catch up.

7. If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs.

8. I will donate a month's living expenses to Taiwan, I will donate a year's living expenses to the United States, and I will donate a fucking life to Japan.

9. I don't think about whether I can succeed, since I have chosen a distant place, I only care about the wind and rain; I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me, since the target is the horizon, all that is left for the world is the back.

10. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang monk; The winged one doesn't have to be an angel either, he may be a birdman.

11. Only women and English are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find.

12. Could it be that the eggs of the whole world can break stones together?!Therefore, it is still necessary to be realistic.

13. The ignorance of childhood is cute, and the ignorance of youth is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; The ignorance of middle age is lamentable, and the ignorance of old age is pathetic.

14. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and there should be sunny weather after the rain. If it rains after rain, if sorrow comes after sorrow. Let us take this parting in stride. Smile and look for an impossible you.

15, handsome has a fart! In the end, it's not eaten by pawns.

Quotes about humor.

1.A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. — James Pan.

2.Humor is a sign that a worker has faith in his or her cause and that he has an advantage. — Engels.

3.Innocence is a product of wisdom. —Zhang Xiaoxian.

4.Mo Yan is a good writer, his work is very imaginative and humorous, and he is very good at storytelling. This Mo Yan award will further introduce Chinese literature to the world. —Ma Yueran.

5.It's hard to find someone who understands me, and there are a lot of yin and I celebrate cherry blossoms.

6.A sense of humor is a sense of proportion. — Gibran.

7.No matter how careful you are in your words, there will always be people who distort what you mean.

8.It is naturally a good tactic to deal with the enemy with a joke, but the touch must be the opponent's fatal wound, otherwise, the joke is just a joke after all. — Lu Xun.

1. Youth with full of spirit and energy is not easy to perish. - Carossa.

2. Mistakes can't withstand failure, but the truth is not afraid of failure. - Rabindranath Tagore.

3. As long as there is a breath left, one should not give up hope. - Anonymous.

4. People are inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather. - Sima Qian.

5. Laughter is sunshine, which can eliminate the winter color of people's faces. - Hugo.

6. No matter who loses patience, he loses his soul. - Bacon.

7. The closer you get to the truth, the more you will discover the charm of the truth. —Lametelli.

8. I can't choose the best. It's the best choice for me. - Rabindranath Tagore.

9. Struggle has been going on every day since the beginning of human beings. - Sun Yat-sen.

10. There are many people who use the happiness of youth to pay the price of success. —Mozart.

11. Adhering to the cause of great will requires an unswerving spirit. —Voltaire.

12. The river spring has been there for thousands of years, and the youth is gone. - Uyghur proverb.

13. Bloody sayings are willing to share weal and woe with the people, and vow to fight hard to strengthen the Shenzhou. ——**。

14. The most terrible enemy is not having strong beliefs. - Romain Rolland.

15. There are many people who use the happy tribute of youth as the price of success. —Mozart.

16. For the indomitable, there is no such thing as failure. - Bismarck.

17. All I can contribute is blood, hard work, sweat and tears. - Winston Churchill.

18. The times are in front of us and not behind us. – Mark Twain.

19. If we have accepted the worst, we have nothing to lose. - Dale Carnegie.

20. As long as we can make good use of time, we will never worry about running out of time. —Goethe.

21. Energetic youth is not easy to perish. - Carossa.

22. The most terrible enemy is not having strong faith. - Romain Rolland.

23, 100 gold to buy horses, 100 gold to buy beauties; Where to buy youth? - Qu Yuan.

24. One thing above everything else is to maintain youth and vitality. —Shakespeare.

25. In the great waves, I am neither happy nor afraid. Everything that should be done must be done, and there is no need to worry about it. - Tao Yuanming.

26. The song of friendship and youth will alleviate our pain. - Khonskiewicz.

27. Time is life, time is speed, and time is power. - Guo Moruo.

28. If the youthful vigor and the endless curiosity disappear, there will be no good in life. – Muller.

29. Time is a great author, and it will write a perfect ending for everyone. - Chaplin.

30. Youth is a time to develop habits, expectations, and beliefs. - Ruskin.