Regarding three and a half lines, what are the three and a half lines?

Find a few of the funnier ones and take a look. It's all pretty short. However, some need four or five sentences, and you should do it yourself according to the situation. /~

1.When the computer company opened, friends and family drank to have fun. With a "turn on (start)", everyone opened a bottle of beer. "Clear", everyone raises a bottle to drink, and conducts a "batch processing". "Reset" and put the bottle down. ......

Hey, stop drinking, I don't have enough memory to run. A patted his belly and said.

No, my monitor is also faulty. B trembled his hands and said incoherently.

Hey, my keyboard is malfunctioning. C shouted, "Everything is fluttering in front of me."

2.User: "I bought your Internet card, how can I use it?" ”

The customer service learned about it and found that the other party didn't know much about computers, so he patiently taught from the beginning: "Please open the 'My Computer' ......."

User: "Hey, how can I turn on your computer?" ”

Customer service (who almost fainted): "Then turn on your computer." ”

User: "My computer is on!" ”

The customer service completely fainted, and later spent a lot of effort explaining "your 'my computer'".

3.User: "Why can't I get online?" ”

The customer service inquired about the situation: "It may be your cat's problem." ”

User: "Okay, wait a minute......Okay, my cat has shut me out. ”

Customer:!! 4.User: "Oh no, there's something wrong with the computer!" ”

Customer service: "What are the symptoms?" ”

User: "I dialed up the Internet, let me enter the username and password, there is no problem when entering the username, but when the password, I obviously enter the number, but what can be displayed is the star!" ”

Customer: "Why can't you play your company's games?" ”

Me: "If you have a problem with the quality of the disc, you can go to the dealer to exchange it!" ”

Customer: "Forget it, it's only five dollars anyway!" ”

% customer service with piracy!!

6.Guest: "Hey, why can't I read the CD?" ”

Me: "I've tried it for you, please make sure." ”

Guest: "I really can't read it, can you come over for a while?" ”

Me: "Is it your problem?" ”

Guest: "No......”

Me: ......Continue to judge what the cause)

Guest: ......Go ahead and say no)

Me: "Okay, I'll go!" ”

When I went over, I looked at it, but it couldn't be read, and I opened the optical drive, and there was a floppy disk ...... inside

7.I'm in the company, in the middle of the night?? no？？It was more than 2 o'clock in the morning, and the ** bell rang violently. I'm half sleepy. I had no choice but to pick up the **, and a man's voice came from inside: It's ......Company?

I said yes, do you need any help?

It's okay, it's okay, the man is here, I'm just going to see if you're a ...... on duty 24 hours a dayI just fainted.

The seventh is good. Think about it.

The three and a half lines are:1. I am fortunate to stand on the stage today, we are four bachelors, and we are not skilled in the show, please bear with me.

2. For the celebration of the sixth station, the performance program is three and a half sentences, I don't know if the performance is good or not, try it.

3. Mathematics is fast and good, Chinese reading is really authentic, and self-care potential has been improved, which is wonderful!

4. The Year of the Snake is coming, look back on the past and grasp the present, look forward to the future and think about the Ming Dynasty, hurry up!

5. A pair of small hands become skillful, the words are written well, and the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all made, which is amazing!

1. We have a lot to say, don't be wordy, I hope to be able to cheer and applaud!

2. Beijing will occupy the place first, Tianjin will have a guerrilla war, and the Nanchang uprising will make money, and if you don't make money, you won't make it in vain!

3. There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the wall and advertising, fainting!

4. Financial personnel have high skills, carry abacus and run around, make careful calculations and save money, and work hard!

6. Personal mood is good or bad, the stream of consciousness is really good, I love it after writing red wine and coffee!

7. The bustling city is really lively, and the public toilet can't be entered, no matter how anxious you are, (Hi!) Two cents!

Extend the origin of three and a half sentences: Three and a half sentences is a form of folk music performance that the masses like to see, and it is also a traditional Chinese rap art, which is a kind of rhyme style based on speaking. Originated in the Jiaqing period, the canal number near the pottery hall in the western part of Yixian County, Shandong, and then created a form of music art by folk artists on this basis - three and a half sentences.

First of all, it is explained that three and a half sentences are not simply funny words written on paper, it is a form of stage performance. It is a form of music that the masses like to see. The seemingly simple three and a half sentences can set off the atmosphere, enliven the scene, and attract the audience.

Three and a half sentences are performed by 4 people, each of whom says one sentence. Since the last person generally only speaks two words, it is called "three and a half sentences".