Give a few riddles to the whole person, and the riddles of the whole person are in a hurry

The overlord turned upside down and recited ——— King VIII

Lao Tzu Zhuangzi and Mencius gathered together. The next day, they found that the old sow in the pen was pregnant, and it was known that it was not Zhuangzi and Mencius who did it, who did it?

There were three dogs, called above, in the middle, and below, and they found a pack of. On the top, I went to find a container for, and when I came back, I found that the was gone! ~~

Who eats the?

There are three people, the first one is called you, the second is called him, and the third is called me. One day, you and he fell into the side station, who else didn't fall into the side station? Answer: Me, you fell into the station.

If you are walking on a mountain road at night and suddenly you encounter a wolf in front of you, and you want to turn back and find that there is a ghost behind you, and you have a pair of bows and arrows in your hand, do you shoot a wolf or a ghost?

You first ask a person to say "cats are afraid of mice" five times, and then ask them, what are cats most afraid of? The average person would say rats.

Pigs, sheep, dogs race, the pig is gone at the beginning, where did it go?

A: Pigs are thinking about this.

You ask him if the pig is p u g, he says it is p i g, you say u and he says i i, the pig is his ......That's how I got done.

Wear your brunette through my hand (dish).

Answer: Stewed pig's trotters with kelp.

Walking on the path in the field (vegetables).

Answer: Braised pork trotters with coriander.

Peerless double pride (dish).

Answer: Red pepper stir-fried green pepper.

What is it that something doesn't need to be moved.

If there was a bear chasing you, you would choose--

a.Runs faster than a bear.

b.Run as fast as a bear.

c.Runs slower than a bear.

The person who chooses A is more than a beast, the person who chooses B is simply a beast, and the person who chooses C is not as good as a beast!

I don't think it's useful at all.

1: You use your fingers to pose bai1,3,1,3,1,1,3, let him come and speak English, answer: one three one one one three (long live zhi

Long live dao long live).

2: Once upon a time, there was a fool's version, and if you asked him what his power was, he said he didn't know, excuse me, do you know who this person is? Answer:

If he answers that he doesn't know, then he's the fool, and if he answers that he knows, then you ask him who that person is, and he doesn't know, and he's also a fool (if he says that person is you, you're wrong, the answer is incorrect).

3: The rabbit and the tortoise race, ask the old sow to be the referee, when running, do you know who wins? Answer: If the answer knows, then he is the old sow, because the old sow is the referee, and only the referee knows who will win!

Sister, how do you know why you are like this?

Foot station on both sides of the Yellow River.

Confidential documents in hand.

Front machine-gun strafing.

Behind the cannon sky.

The three brothers are: the hour hand, the minute hand, and the second hand.