To be funny advertising three and a half sentences urgent!!

With a sense of movement, you are not afraid to go all over the world.

x x's stinky fart is really a cow, a fart collapses a building, and one day save up enough energy to go to the moon!

The greenest company in the country is making instant noodles. It only takes one cow to make 100 million packs of instant noodles.

After leaving primary school for several years, every time I came to the school gate with 80 yuan to buy something, I had a feeling of being a tyrant.

Happily before going on stage.

Bang gongs and drums to perform.

Today is a good day.

Look at this (sign language).

Jilin Baiqi has development.

Fight together as one.

Rejoice in passing the certification.

It's not easy! Pharmaceutical production is not simple.

Quality and quantity depend on us.

Careful management without distractions.

No! Well done by the boss of the pharmaceutical industry.

Caring for employees is highly affectionate.

Improve the conditions for production.

It's really high! Well done in the procurement department.

Fine-check quality**less.

In order to ensure that the supply is sufficient.

Run blindly! Well done production buddy.

Optimistic about the machine is not afraid of aging.

Daily dedication and production.

Sleep less! Sales business well done.

Running around for the release of medicine.

He had to pay for it.

Not too little! Well done by the Managing Director.

Carefully arrange the operations researcher.

For everyone's pleasure. No irritability!

If you don't understand what else to say, write it yourself)

Toast to the 5th anniversary today.

Singing and laughing all night.

In unison, I wish you a beautiful tomorrow.

Set off firecrackers!

Baiqi Pharmaceutical's fifth anniversary, credit certification is at the forefront.

Brother Chun Zeng Brother Qi congratulates, what a cow!

2.Be in a cheerful mood and do good things, go out and have the God of Wealth to arrive, win the lottery and open the gift package, I rely on, soap! (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs).

3.Come up and say three and a half sentences, big and small things are nonsense, if there is a similarity, don't shout, who dares! (Collectively make accusations to the audience).

4.This year, the company's situation is good, there are really a lot of projects, and they are carried out everywhere in the country, and they can really be done! (Pose collectively).

5.Beijing will occupy the place first, Tianjin will have a guerrilla war, and the Nanchang uprising will make money, and if you don't make money, you won't make it in vain!

6.The leader is considerate and thoughtful, Mr. Lu personally sent the seasoning, and the peanut mustard arrived, which was very handsome! (Amon plays Mr. Lu, shakes hands with everyone, and distributes mustard).

7.Mr. Qin's voice is loud and funny, he doesn't forget to magnify the cannon when he eats, and strategic work is indispensable, which is good! (Collectively stretch out their thumbs to make a compliment) 8The sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beauties are checked, each shot is not ordinary, sign the order!

9.Market research is very important, run to the feet blistered, by the way can find the daughter-in-law and earn! (Zhan Jun prepares a marriage certificate and makes a move).

10.There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the wall and advertising, fainting! (all fainted).

11.Administrative work is trivial, it doesn't matter if you hold your stomach, every contribution is precious, wow! (Jiang does a pregnant woman).

12.The finance department is the first to stare at the numbers all day long, in case the work goes wrong, review! (Everyone blamed, the little sister cried).

13.Everyone comes to the party tonight, drink a thousand glasses and are not afraid of getting drunk, whether he is tired next year or not, he will sleep after drinking! (Jiang, fat man sleeping).

14.For tonight's party, brothers and sisters are ready together, and the wonderful program is lined up and retreats (collectively turn to the right, run, shout slogans and retreat).

The gongs and drums are beating up, welcoming the festival and having fun, and the party will be held today, which is lively! The new year is coming again, first of all, I will bow to everyone and give money! Say three and a half sentences today, if you don't say it well, don't run away!

District affairs, national affairs, world affairs, big and small things are attached, investment industry and services, smack.

Good evening, friends.

It doesn't matter if the show is good or not.

Don't run for morning luck.

There were four of us standing on the stage.

There are gongs and no drums, three and a half sentences.

The purpose is only one

When) add to the chaos. Celebrate in March.

Singing and dancing are constantly playing.

Wonderful programs go back and forth.

When) continues to look.

Dangdang, dangdang, ......dangdang）

The four of us are not funny.

Just put the truth here.

Come up and praise everyone first.

When) flesh numb. Scientific research is not easy.

Each is desperately creative.

The experts are all picky.

When) Alas, no temper opens.

There are many sales departments.

Along the way, all the way call

There's nothing to take out.

When) contact! There are many beautiful women in the general department.

It can only seem that it cannot be touched.

What to do if you want to get closer.

When) pat and drag dangdang, dangdang, ......dangdang, dangdang）

This year, there is a shortage of oil.

It's better to buy a car than a cow.

When) worried. The construction of the Three Gorges was finally completed.

It will be easier to use electricity in the future.

Nostalgic Thursday to avoid the peak.

When) shopping is easy.

08 Olympics are coming.

The Asian Games are coming to our house.

The gold medal will be increased at that time.

When) take it all. The navigation of the strait is really beautiful.

It doesn't get tired to go straight.

We'll see you again next year.

When) to Taipei.

Dangdang, dangdang, ......dangdang）

The following program is still to be played.

Can there be a round of applause?

We got out early, too.

When) applauded. Dangdang, dangdang, ......dangdang）