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Anonymous users2024-02-07The repertoire of "Crooked Criticism of the Three Kingdoms" ingeniously makes a fuss about the word "three" in the book "Three Kingdoms", and absurdly proposes that in addition to the many "three" in "Three Kingdoms", there are also "three unknowns", "three donkeys", "three strange", "three unknowns" and "three small traders". The nonsense is well-founded and eloquent.
At the same time, through clever combinations, they are ridiculous, wanton exaggeration, and unexpectedly absurd, satirizing those who read books and do not seek to understand, but often show off themselves, far-fetched and exaggerated.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06There are three versions of the Three Kingdoms. Clause.
First, the second is the old version said by Su Wenmao, and the third is said by Guo Degang. Which do you want?
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Song: Big sedan chair.
Lyrics and music: Fire Wind.
When the sun came out, I climbed the hill.
I climbed to the top of the hill and I wanted to sing.
The song is floating to my sister.
She laughed when she heard me singing.
The flowers are fresh in the spring.
I held hands with that sister.
I'm at the top of the mountain again, and I'm going to walk again.
I saw a mountain full of red oysters.
The smile on my mouth is Yo Yo Yo Yo.
The beauty in my heart is a long one.
Sister, she didn't speak, she just looked at me and laughed.
I knew she was waiting for the big sedan chair.
The smile on my mouth is Yo Yo Yo Yo.
The beauty in my heart is a long one.
Sister, she didn't speak, she just looked at me and laughed.
I know she's going to give her a hug.
Hug that hug and hug.
Holding the moon, it smiled and bent over.
Hug that hug and hug.
Hold my sister and get on the sedan chair.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04I've been on the road.
** of the movie "Cross Street".
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Anonymous users2024-02-03It was Fei Yu's singing in Spring.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Guo: Who do you say is the most powerful in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?
Yu: I think Sima Yi is the most powerful.
Guo: Why?
Yu: The Three Kingdoms returned to Jin, and Sima Yi's descendants became emperors.
Guo: Oh, since Sima Yi is so powerful, why did he call Zhuge Liang to scare him away?
Yu: That's Zhuge Liang is the most powerful.
Guo: Since Zhuge Liang is so powerful, why did he let Zhao Yun resist Sima Yi for him after using the empty city strategy?
Yu: That's Zhao Yun is the most powerful.
Guo: Since Zhao Yun is so powerful, why did he ask Zhang Fei to break the queen for him after passing the Changban Slope?
Yu: That's Zhang Fei's best.
Guo: Tiger Prison Guan Sanying fought against Lu Bu, since Zhang Fei is so powerful, why did the brothers beat one of them?
Yu: That's Lu Bu is the most powerful.
Guo: Since Lu Bu is so powerful, why did he ask Cao Cao to kill him in Baimen Tower?
Yu: That's Cao Cao's best.
Guo: Since Cao Cao is so powerful, why did the descendants of Sima Yi usurp his inheritance in the end?
Yu: That's your best!
Guo: How am I the best?
Yu: You're asking me!
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Guo Degang: There are a lot of people coming.
Yu Qian: Hey. Guo: I'm glad for you. It can't always be the same.
Yu: Yes Guo: There are a lot of programs today, and the 6 paragraphs of the general cross talk conference will be over.
Yu: Not really.
Guo: Ten paragraphs here, that's a lot.
Yu: This feature.
Guo: There is everything, you see this is "Spitting Lotus Flowers" just now
Yu: That's right. Guo: How lively, the civil and military forces are fighting. This belongs to the program of Wen Yi.
Yu: What's this? Is this Wen's?
Guo: Today there is another section called "Announcing the Name of the Dish", and there is also a paragraph called "Kua Residence".
Yu: Hey, yes.
Guo: These two paragraphs are not easy to come.
Yu: This is a kung fu.
Guo: There is a large section of the mouth, and the mouth must be clean.
Yu: Neatly.
Guo: Dangdang Dang Ding
Yu: What's wrong with striking iron?
Guo: You have to keep your mouth clean.
Yu: That can't be clanged.
Guo: In industry terms, this is called Guan'er.
Yu: Yes, Guan'er, Guankou.
Guo: When you listen to cross talk, what you listen to is Guan'er.
Yu: Hey Guo: Listening to the commentary, listening to Zan'er.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Guo Degang's bar has everything in the boutique area, which is good.
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