Jokes for begging girlfriends, jokes for girlfriends?

Are you her off again! Ha! I'm here to help you!

Don't be angry, I'll tell you a joke! Once upon a time there was a girl who loved to see jokes, and every time she saw a joke, she would say to her boyfriend, "Listen, I'll tell you a joke!" Then the boyfriend will laugh and his stomach hurts!

The girl will say, "You're laughing so much!" I'll tell you an even funnier joke! When my boyfriend hears this, he will say, okay, tell me something even funnier!

And then the girl would say, "Okay, tell me something even funnier!" And then your boyfriend will say, okay, I'll tell you a funnier joke! And then the girl would say, okay, tell me a funnier joke!

And then your boyfriend will say, okay, I'll tell you a funnier joke!

Kiss. 1.You said that if one day, you become less beautiful and your face is old, will I not love you anymore?

When one day you are ten years old, the world is ten years old, and I am ten years old, don't be afraid that old age is coming, when and what you look like, I like you, whether you are old, or fifty, whether I am old or sixty, I love you. 2.Baby, I was wrong.

Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I want to build a nest of love for you with my heart, always warm you, care for you, and protect you! 3.

You always ask me what I like about you and why I like you. I just like you, I like your eyes, I like your mouth, I like your ears, I like your cheeks, I like your contours, I like yours, whatever I like. I like that you have no reason and no reason, it's like the earth is going to revolve around the sun, that's what it is.

4 kisses, don't you want to **, for lunch, eat less rice, eat more vegetables, and it is best to drink a little soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first, and then you will eat less.

Jokes to make girlfriends happy have:

1.Once upon a time, there were two people, one called pretending, and the other called Elimination, and they disappeared in one day, and pretended to see a group of people fighting, so they went over and pulled, saying: I'm looking for Elimination! The gang was stunned for a moment and said, "Are you pretending?" Yes, I am!

2.The mother once again woke up her son:'Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up You've heard the rooster crow several times'What does a rooster crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen

3.The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's poop, and the gibbon gently and carefully scrubbed it clean and they fell in love. People ask how they came together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape droppings! It's all ape dung!

4.The husband took an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly: Don't drop the bowl in the future, this bowl was left by your mother, there are only two left at the moment, and the rest will let you drop the sedan code.

The wife gave her husband a blank look and said: Then you are not allowed to be angry with me in the future, I am also left by my mother, and I only keep the closed to which I can transport one acre.

5.I have four children, all of them are very naughty, one day when I come home from work, the children are noisy at the door of the house, and my wife is very happy to see me come back and said: You came back at last, so I am very happy that the children are afraid of me, who knows that my wife said later:

You are the only one in the family who is the most obedient, good! Go buy me a bag of salt.