Ask for a graduation speech, preferably humorous and funny.

Come in a hurry, go in a hurry...

Humorous and funny, Bi Chunpi gave a speech.

When you graduate, don't come back to me!

1. Students, you go first, I still have something to do

2. Eat fatty meat every day and be a groom every night.

3. If you are a shooting star, I will wait for you; If you're a satellite, I'll install you; It's a pity that you're a gorilla, so I have to visit you in the zoo.

4. Love you until you get married!

5. The relationship with you can be described by the curve of the higher order equation ......

6. Be the boss in the future, be the boss if you can't be the boss, be the boss lady, and be the boss if you can't be the boss!

7. When you see a handsome guy, you have to think of me.

8. If you want to go, just tell me, how do you know I want to leave if you don't say it? Did you say I wouldn't let you go? There's no way I won't let you go, and I'll tell you: go all the way!

9. We are an occasional ...... on the rivers and lakesThen, forget about each other.

10. Even if you ——— you——— although ——— but ——— if you ——— we ——— ——— because of ———

Conceive for yourself) May the friendship last forever!

The humorous graduation message is as follows:

1. Recently, the weather has been cool, and it is foggy if it is not cool. Zhuge Chibi borrowed the east wind, and I took advantage of the cold wave to send blessings. When the cold wave comes, the blessing comes, and the blessing carries a cotton jacket inside. When it's cold, wear it to keep you warm, and I wish you good health forever!

2. I've had a crush on you for a long time, I love the color of your clothes, your flowing hair, your red lips, your voice, can you have a cup of coffee with me on the weekend. Sorry for the wrong text.

3. The future is long and resting; The heart is also heavy, let go; The affairs are many and complicated, slowly; There's a lot of fun, play; The Spring Festival is coming, gathering; There are many relatives and friends, take a walk; The mountains and rivers are more magnificent, turn around. Happy Holidays!

4. A dime can't buy mellow coffee, a dime can't buy delicate roses, and a dime can't buy sweet chocolate, but a dime can convey my thoughts and blessings to you! It's cold, pay attention to your body!

5. At night, in the face of the lonely lamp, I fell into indescribable thoughts, and when I couldn't get rid of it, I wandered on the beach and grass where we walked, facing the stars and the moon, calling to you!

Summary. Who said that funny women don't have love, you are a big beauty who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, fish sink, and birds are crazy. When I get married, all the peach blossom luck will be given to you.

Who said that funny women don't have love, you are a big beauty who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, fish sink, and birds are crazy. When I get married, all the peach blossom luck will be given to you.

Isn't it just graduation? Let's have a relationship. You are my big fat pig in life, and my pork belly in death.

Well. Is there a better one?

Hold on. The road ahead, when you are fragile, can hold up a resting sky for you, when you are alone, you will think of me, you will smile, I am satisfied.

Define our time today with youth, calculate our brilliant tomorrow with happiness, discuss our unfinished dreams with vitality, and set our respective dreams with success, may you be happy.

No matter how long the future is, remember that there are you and me on the road to growth; No matter how many springs, summers, autumns and winters you go through, please remember the youth you spent together.

In the days of getting together, there is the most "precious friendship", and in the young years, there is the most "sincere acquaintance", which is worth cherishing forever. Graduated, bless you, a bright future, in full swing!