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I'm a single, oh, oh, oh.

o Singles' Day.

To, blessings are sent to you: may your career blossom everywhere and climb high forever, life.

Flowers bloom richly. Always auspicious, as soon as possible, there will be someone to accompany the flower before the month, love blossoms and bears fruit, and strives for the happiness of the flower candle in the cave room. Happy Singles' Day!

o They all said that the wind was fast, and the scud could not compare, and they laughed; It is said that the brightness is high, the ranking is always high, and the sun is smiling; It is said that the sun sends warmth, and it is lonely to be high up, and the bachelor smiled. Singles' Day. Have a nice day.

There is a person with the surname Bu, whose name is unknown, and another whose surname is Mound, whose name does not disappear, and the two worship as brothers with different surnames. One day, the elder brother Mound Buxiao said to the elder brother Bu unknown: "Our names are very peculiar, and my surname is even rarer.

You see, the shape of the word 'mound' resembles the word 'home', but it is a little missing;Like the word 'Meng', it has no head, as if it has taken off the top strap of **. Now discuss with my brother, please move a little bit of the waist of the word 'Bu' to my prefix of the word 'mound', so that I can become a 'home', glorious and glorious, isn't it very good? ”

One person consumes, no drag, is independent, and the decision is crisp.

Don't sweep the house, don't fold the bed, don't listen to verbosity, don't kneel, don't look at the face, don't be afraid of guilt, no noise, no tears, all income, at your own disposal, spend money chicly, be in charge, get together with friends, talk nonsense, participate in dinners, satisfy your stomach, eat and be hungry, drink and get drunk, love and hate, stay up and sleep, surf the Internet day and night, chat with bubble girls, flirt and scold, be bold, make moves again and again, frequent dates, hug and kiss, have no taboos, run around and be tired, physically and mentally exhausted, do my own thing, no regrets, Life is short, freedom is precious, it's better to be single, long live single!

I sell breakfast, and I got up early today to deliberately launch the "Singles' Day**" with four fritters and an egg, which caused a sensation on this street, and has been sold until now, and people still come to patronize.

My birthday happens to be November 11th, my house number is 11, my middle school is in class 11, university is number 11, and the dormitory is room 1011, and I work on the 11th floor after work, no wonder I don't have a girlfriend now, and I am depressed ......

Because I'm going to celebrate the holidays. "When it was time for Valentine's Day, I went to get back together with my girlfriend, and my girlfriend asked again:"Why?

Singles' Day is here, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are miscarried, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, frogs are having children, what are you waiting for?