Urgent need for sketches or cross talk about abiding by the law and caring for life

I'm sorry, I don't know!

I can't vomit quickly.

Liang Yijia: When others encounter fresh air, they always want to take a deep breath.

B: Take a breath of fresh air.

A: That's not the case with my second uncle.

B: What about him? A: I like to spit out quickly.

B: What are you talking about?

A: It has nothing to do with chatting.

B: Then how do you call a vomit fast?

A: Spit out the phlegm, and he will be happy.

B: It's so fast!

A: When he gets up early to go to work and pedals his bicycle, he can vomit from the door of his house to the gate of his work.

B: Spitting!

A: What do you think?

B: That's immoral!

A: How do you see that the cyclists all walk in a straight line, except for the cyclists behind my second uncle, they are like the snake - twisting and turning.

B: What's going on?

A: Do you still need to ask—I'm afraid that the spit stars will splash on my face.

B: That's not a good idea! Along the way, no one came out to take care of him?

A: In the words of old Beijing, he is ashamed; In the words of the office man, he has no spare time to take care of him; In the words of sanitation workers, it is called low quality; In the words of law enforcement officers, tell me not to run into him.

B: I didn't say he was good.

A: It's no coincidence that the book is not written, and that day, it really happened. My second uncle was vomiting and was shouted: "You come down for me!" ”

B: That's hard enough to accept. What about your second uncle?

A: Without saying a word, I obediently got out of the car.

B: I also feel that I am at a loss.

A: "Along the way, you are happy, can others stand it?" ”

B: (pretending to be the second uncle) "I was wrong! ”

A: "You just knew?" Would you rather be beaten or punished? ”

B: (strangely) Why do you still have a fight? (pretending to be the second uncle) "I accept the punishment." ”

A: "Admit the punishment and put this on." As he spoke, he handed over a mask.

B: "SARS is over. ”

A: "I'm afraid you'll spread the disease to others. Also, clean up all the phlegm you spit on. ”

B: "I'd better admit it!" ”

A: "Fight, I'll have to wait until you're done cleaning up." ”

B: Even the penalty and the beating!

A: "Besides, I can't beat you in front of so many people—I'll talk about it when I get home!" ”

B: Do you want to chase after your family? Who's so powerful?

A: You ask this person who is in charge of my second uncle?

B: Ah. A: My grandfather!

B: What did I say?

Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma:

Look, what's going on, don't, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

It seems to be a little long, you can take a look! Hehe!

Man's coming to earth is accidental, but going to death is inevitable.

Everyone knows that life is precious and precious, but few people treat life well.

What is life?

Possessing life but not treating it well.

It is an exquisite manor on the side of clear water and green mountains, a mountain of delicious food on a millionaire's table, or a flick of a finger on a luxury pomp.

What exactly is life?

People say that life is born ignorance, the innocence of youth, the maturity of youth, the practice of middle age, and the cynicism of old people.

People say that life is the love of the mother, the strictness of the father, the tenderness of the lover, the concern of the friend, and the combination of all the emotions in the world.

People say that life is the afterglow lining the sun, the green pine standing on the cliff, the autumn goose falling on the flat sand for thousands of miles, and the snow and dust in the spring in March.

It is the wandering of the sword and the fast horse, the golden sable wine, and the lonely song of the cold moon.

People say that life is a cycle of love and hatred, enmity and hatred, mysteries, and dangers.

People say that life is a wonderful journey paved with love and hard work.

Is it okay to "Street Guard" (Period, Zhou Wei, Han Xue)?

Take out 10 points and ask someone to make up a cross talk or sketch for you?

You're so sick, do you think what you know is worth more than dollars?

You are here to ask for everyone's help, learn to be humble!

Don't be funny? Who's willing to write it to you!

I think the children are hopeless ...... now

We've acted.

Let's take a look.