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Let's take a look at Happy Twist!

It was snowing, and I went out to see an uncle fall.

I went over and asked, "Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan, can I help you up?" ”

Uncle: "Young man, you go, I'll wait a while."

I was so moved that I quickly said, "Uncle, there's a Ferrari over there."

The uncle also said excitedly: "You young man. It's quite real, don't leave me to be a witness, and buy you a car to go to work and drive ...... when you're done”

Although the weather is cold, the uncle's words are warm and full of positive energy.

1. Funny**: Are you trying to me off, and then do you remember your teacher's status?

I smoked on the balcony, I smoked half of the wind, and I didn't bother with the wind, and maybe the wind was troubled, and then I thought about it, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, why did the wind smoke me, so I started to smoke the wind.

Confucius said: Fight with bricks!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks! It's messy! Shine on the head! Don't die, don't die!

The Buddha said: My Buddha is compassionate! A brick is dead and can be!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, should not be messy, since it cares, how can it be alone, there are friends together, not happy, not care.

It's about going to death, it's about being dead!

The Buddha said: !My Buddha is compassionate! With a knife, there is less pain, and it is compassion to alleviate suffering!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, should not be messy, since it cares, how can it be alone, there are friends together, not happy, not care.

Cry out to the dead! Heroes too!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, not chaotic. Since it cares, it can be alone, with friends, hard work, and happiness. At.

Don't care anymore, don't care about death, pull down to death! Do you know, don't know? It's clear, it's not clear, it's not clear that it's already a face to take a brick photo! It's clear.

Confucius said: Fighting is done with bricks, not chaotic, according to the face, scream fiercely, can't breathe again, the right hand is finished with the left hand, and the bricks are broken with shoes.

Hu Zedong said: With atoms, it doesn't hurt, and there is no feeling at all!

The Buddha said: My Buddha is compassionate, less painful, and early to Bliss!

Don't be crazy with me! Easy to die! Don't pretend to me! Easy to get hurt! No one beats you in the group! You can't go it alone! I'll beat you up as Zhang Haidi! Heavy.

I'll mummify you! Give you some face! Beat you so that you can't take care of yourself. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother is Qin Shi Huang, don't pretend to me, my backstage is ***, I'm not afraid that you won't be convinced, bin Laden is my uncle. Bomb first, then poison, and the old beauty will have to be convinced!

Have the habit of reading in the morning. Today is no exception, at more than 6 o'clock in the teaching building, suddenly came to feel, happy after the hair found that there was no paper, so I called friends to send paper to the toilet, just as I informed my friends of the location, the toilet partition was knocked, a weak voice said: "Classmates, let him send more OK, I have been waiting for a long time......."”

Back then, I punched the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked the Beihai Kindergarten, and put it all under one meter, I stomped my feet in the morgue, and no one dared to gasp! "

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