What are some of your jokes about pressing the bottom of the box?

Husband: Wife, I just went to your father's house and saw your father kneeling on the washboard there. Wife:

What's the deal with my dad kneeling on the washboard? Husband: Your father said that it was your mother who punished him and asked him to choose one of the two punishment items.

Wife: What is a punishment project for choosing one of the two? Husband:

It's about choosing between kneeling on the washboard and doing push-ups for half an hour. Your dad said he couldn't hold on to push-ups for a minute, so he had to kneel on the washboard! Wife:

Wife, what do you mean by that? Wife: If you dare to be disobedient in the future, my mother will also ask you to choose one of the two, do you hear?

Husband: Ah.

Ting Tse, Chen Guan, and Zhang Bai were good friends, and later Ting Tse and Zhang Bai got married. One day, Xie Ting was going to go far away, so he asked Chen Guan to help take care of his wife Zhang Bai. When Nicholas Tse, who forgot to bring his household photo, came home, he saw his friend Chen Guan crawling on his wife Zhang Bai's body to suck her milk, friends, lovers, and breast milk, the scene in front of him was beyond his ability to bear, he turned around and ran out of the house, shouting while running:

Chen Guan sucked Zhang Bai's juice and ......Chen Guan saw that Ting Tse was crazy in this life, and he was afraid that others would know the truth, so he was afraid to chase after Ting Tse and shouted loudly: Ting Tse is crazy, Nicholas Tse is ......

No, jokes are for unhappy people, and I'm never unhappy.

Tell me what you're not happy about.

Xiao Ming has liked magic since he was a child, but his family strongly objected, thinking that it would not make money. In order to prove himself, Xiao Ming went to the street to perform, he stopped a passerby, handed him a deck of playing cards and said, "This is a new deck of unopened playing cards, you can see if there is anything wrong with it."

So the passer-by took the poker apart and examined it, saying, "No problem." "Xiao Ming:

No problem, 10 yuan a pair, unpacking will not be returned! ”<

After cutting a customer's hair just now, he looked in the mirror with a smile on his face: "I'll call my brother to come with me tomorrow!" I was very happy and was about to thank him, but he patted me on the shoulder: "You can also call some people, don't say that I bully you too much!" ”

Meng Po stayed up all night and finally boiled the soup, turned around and took a spoon"Well, I'll try the saltiness"Well, I'll try the saltiness"Well, I'll try the saltiness"Slippery

On the road, I saw an old man carrying a lot of things, and I wanted to say, "Uncle, I'll help you get the things." A mouth, become: Old thing, uncle, I'll help you get it.

A: "How do I wake you up if you become vegetative?" "b:" Why wake me up, I still want to bloom "a:(

Slightly dirty. Those who don't understand are scattered.

The road to success of many celebrities is very inspirational, Zhou Xun once worked as a cheap calendar model, Cecilia Cheung once worked as a hotel dim sum clerk, Zhang Ziyi once worked as a dancer, Zhang Shaohan once worked as a food delivery person, Li Bingbing once worked as a primary school teacher, and Jackie Chan may have done all of the above.

It's really the bottom of the box.

A toothpick was shopping, and a hedgehog passed by, and the toothpick pointed at the hedgehog and shouted: "Bus! ”