How do you make jokes in class? Jokes in class

You ripped off the teacher's pants, you are an absolute joke...

Today's English teacher had a little brainstorming activity in class – please name the phrase that has up, the more the better!

get up”,“shut up”“wake up”……The students rushed to answer one by one, and said more than a dozen phrases in a row, and then slowly lost their voices. The English teacher probably said, "go on, please.""The classroom is getting quieter and quieter, and you can almost hear the sound of breathing.

You must be wondering: what does "mess up" mean? If you know Cantonese, please say this word in Cantonese, you may understand that this means nonsense, which is in line with the topic, and the thinking is also very alternative and divergent, the English teacher was speechless, not angry, and unable to cope with this unexpected humor, and finally held back his laughter and finished the lesson seriously.

After class, he couldn't help but share this with me, and said with emotion: "Only students with poor grades think of such good ideas, and students with good grades are imprisoned in their thinking." ”

1. Student: Teacher, are you good at wrestling your wrists?

Bodybuilder: Okay.

Student: What is the average level?

Teacher: The average level is that ordinary people can't beat me.

Everyone looked at each other and didn't know.

At this time, the teacher said, "I don't know, so I'll tell you." ”

He was silent for a while and said, "I still won't say it, now I say that I am not impressed, and when the class is over in a while, I will tell you in a few minutes, that is very impressive." ”

3. The math teacher said: "Falling in love is permutation and combination, marriage is merging similar terms, separation is factorization, and divorce is solving inequality." ”

In my class, I found that there was a relaxing moment in class from time to time – and that was a humorous joke that popped up from different classmates. Do you want to hear jokes? Please read on.

Shot 1 in geography class.

In the last few geography lessons, we took a lesson about Xishuangbanna. The teacher was talking endlessly, and the students were listening attentively. The teacher told us that there it was'The trees are very peculiar, and there is a kind of tree called Wangtian Tree, which can be as long as seventy or eighty meters, and people under the tree forget about it and go straight into ......the blue skySuddenly, the teacher asked, what is the concept of a tree that is seventy or eighty meters high?

XX classmate said bluntly: "If you fall, you will die!" "Hahahaha......The students around him laughed, and the teacher was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.

A small joke relaxed everyone's tense nerves.

Shot 2 in biology class.

The population of the planet now exceeds 6 billion. Experts speculate that by 20xx, the world's population ......"That's right, we're in biology class. Talk, talk, the teacher talked about our China, and the teacher said:

There is such a saying, people say that we in China do not lack people, only lack of talents. As soon as he finished speaking, before the teacher could catch his breath, a student sitting in the front row whispered, "Hey, I'm here!"

The biology teacher came back to his senses and said to him gently, "You are not a talent, you are a stupid talent. The classroom was silent, and this sentence fell on everyone like sunshine, reaching the ears, and then the whole class laughed, and a pleasant lesson came to an end with laughter.

Footage in a three-language class.

Yesterday, after we finished the lesson "Reverence for Nature", the teacher asked the students to write some slogans about environmental protection, and everyone raised their hands enthusiastically after thinking about it. "The earth is my home, environmental protection depends on everyone", "the grass is green, be merciful under your feet", "cherish the blue sky above your head, take care of the green grass under your feet" ......There was a lot of talking, and one of them was like this: "I am a lover with the earth, and if she dies, I will not live." "Hehe, of course, this sentence was "born" and brought great happiness to the students.

Hehe, how is it, the wisdom of my classmates is not bad, right? To be able to create such a happy and surprising scene. More and more, I realized that I loved junior high school life too much.

One day I was sleeping and dreamed that I was taking an exam, which scared my heart out and I woke up to find that I was indeed taking the exam.

A student climbed over a wall to enter the school and was caught by the principal. Principal: Why don't you go through the school gates?

The student pointed to the clothes: Metersbonwe, don't take the usual path! Principal:

How did you climb over such a high wall? The student patted his pants: Li Ning, everything is possible!

Principal: How does it feel to climb over the wall? The student points to the shoe:

Xtep, the feeling of flying! The next day, the students came in through the front door. Principal:

Why didn't you go over the wall today? The student pointed to the shoes: ANTA, I choose what I like!

Principal: Why aren't you wearing a school uniform? The student lifted his pants:

Semir, you can wear whatever you want. Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into the school?

The student patted the clothes on his body: the noble bird, no one can stop it. The principal was furious:

I'm going to remember you a lot! Student Dissatisfaction: Why?

Principal: I'm in charge of my territory Follow-up: Is there anything else?

If 'Lu' means kissing, then how to interpret the word 'pin', are three people kissing together? The professor was about to get angry, when another classmate got up and said, "I think the word 'pin' is easy to explain, but what about the word 'instrument'?"

What are four people and a dog? The class burst into laughter, and the professor dropped his book and left. One more :

The director of the globe inspected a certain school and saw a globe in the classroom, so he asked Student A: "Tell me, why is this globe tilted 23 and a half degrees?" Schoolboy A was very frightened and replied:

I didn't do it. At this moment, another student B walked into the classroom. The director asked again, and Student B replied:

You know, I just came in and didn't know anything. The director asked the teacher what was going on. The teacher said apologetically

They can't be blamed for this, when the globe was bought, it was already like this. Seeing that the director's face was getting more and more ugly, the principal hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "I'm ashamed to say it," the principal said with a smile

Because of the limited funds of the school, we bought the stalls. ”

1. At the beginning of the summer vacation, in the first class, the teacher picked up the books of the students with the worst grades in the class and asked: Have you read books during the summer vacation?

Student: Looked.

Teacher: Why are pages 11 and 12 still glued together? I knew you wouldn't read it, so I glued pages 11 and 12 with glue before the holidays.

The student lowered his head and whispered, "Teacher... I didn't look at it.

The teacher gave the book back to him, and he opened it and looked at it, stupid. . .

2. The boys in the class are always making trouble, and as soon as they get to the new English teacher's class, they raise their hands and say that they want to go to the toilet.

At first, the teacher didn't know about it, but he gave permission, and then he didn't see a few people in another class.

One day, another boy took the lead and raised his hand: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

The teacher told him very seriously: No! I'm going to have to take a class later, and I'm going to suffocate you today!

The students who took the roll call and did not come raised their hands.

After the teacher lectured and played, he asked: Do you still understand? Xiao Ming stretched his waist and said, "Teacher, what kind of class is this?"

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what is 1+1? Xiao Ming didn't know, the teacher asked him to go back and ask his family Xiao Ming asked his mother, and his mother said that he would have a cup of tea first, Xiao Ming asked his sister again, and his sister was studying: Li Bai, Xiao Ming went to ask his father again, and his father was drinking and said that it was cool!

Xiao Ming went to ask his brother again, and his brother was in love and said Honey, I'll come right away. Xiao Ming went to his grandfather's TV and played My family lives in poop On the second day, the teacher asked what is 1+1? Let's have a cup of tea first!

Who taught you? The teacher asked, Li Bai. The teacher picked up the stick and hit Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said it was cool!

The teacher taught Xiao Ming to go to the office, and Xiao Ming said dear, I will come right away. The teacher asked, "Where is your home?" My family lives in poop...

I ......I ......I won't be a teacher ......The teacher said, "After class, you can ask the ponies to come to the office together!" ”。

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You suddenly laugh and o( ohaha, I'm sorry.