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When I went to the library in my junior year, there was a beautiful woman sitting next to me, and I wanted to greet her with a smile, but I ended up blowing a snot bubble through my nose.
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When I was in junior high school, I wore a plaid shirt, and when I got to school, I found that I had collided with our math teacher, and this shirt was indeed middle-aged and elderly.
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At that time, we all rode our bicycles to and from class, and in order to save the beauty of the hero, I pulled out the valve core of the goddess, and the moment I turned my head, I found her behind my back.
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The first time I participated in the sports meeting, I admitted that I was only full of numbers, but I never expected that I would fall directly to the ground after running 800 meters.
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In the second grade of elementary school, I was picking out my nose with my index finger, and suddenly I noticed that the little beauty in front of me also turned her head and was also picking out her nose with my index finger.
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When I first entered elementary school, my grades were very poor, and I had to copy other people's test papers every time I took an exam, and I copied other people's names like a joke.
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The first time I went out drinking with my classmates, I thought I was quite good, so I drank two beers, and my classmates said that they pulled me back to the dormitory that night like a dead pig.
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I confessed to the girl I liked, but didn't know that she already had a boyfriend and that her boyfriend was our sports coach.
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In my youth, I left many good memories. This period is our most precious time. Because at this stage, we don't have much pressure, the only pressure is to study.
We don't need to worry about anything other than studying. Maybe you didn't feel this when you were in middle school, but when you grow up and go out into the workforce, you will find that the worries will become more and more torn.
1. When we fell while running, when we were young, that is, when we didn't go to school, or when we just started school, we felt that it was okay to fall, and after falling, just get up and continue walking. But when we go to junior high school and enter puberty, both boys and girls begin to pay special attention to their image. On the one hand, it is my appearance, such as hairstyle and dress, etc., and on the other hand, it is my usual behavior.
Everyone wants to behave as decently as possible. But there are moments when we awkwardly want to find a crack in the ground to get into.
For example, falling on campus is a particularly humiliating thing. In general, there are more people on campus. Sometimes we will inevitably fall down when we are playing, and the posture of the fall will be particularly ugly.
At this time, he would wonder if he had been seen by other classmates next to him, especially the person he liked. But sometimes there is no way to do such a thing, and it is unexpected.
2. When the shoes are stepped on during running exercises, some schools will organize running drills, that is, in the morning or at the end of the first two classes, the judge organizes students of one grade to go to the playground to run exercises. Because all students in a grade have to stand on the runway, the distance between classes is not very far, and the distance between people must be very close. Therefore, in the process of running, it is especially easy for the students behind to step on the shoes of the students in front.
Sometimes we will find that when we are running exercises, suddenly a shoe is exposed in the place where the class in front of us has run, which means that a classmate's shoe has been stepped on again, and within a few seconds, a classmate will jump out on one leg and look for his own shoes. This Tongduyuan pants study must be particularly embarrassing, and he must also want to find a crack to get into.
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I'm thick-skinned, and I'm not embarrassed by the hunger type. In fact, generally encountering embarrassment, embarrassment, and embarrassment are just things at the time, at most others laugh, it's not a big deal, it's better to be strong in your heart, ignore it, or simply pretend to do it on purpose, that won't be good, and when you look back later, it will be a special scumbag memory, just treat it as fun.
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There are two things about social death, which are as follows:
1. Drooling and snoring while sleeping in class.
Embarrassment Index: During class, many students feel that the teacher talks about "books from heaven", especially history classes and ideological and moral classes, which will make them feel particularly boring.
The "scholars" can still hold on for a while, but the "scumbags" can't help it, and most of them will fall asleep directly on the table.
While sleeping, they may drool, snore, and eventually the snoring will interfere with the teacher's lecture, and eventually wake up to the laughter of the whole class.
At this time, your table mates will use your "ugly things" as a handle.
2. I can't be asked by the teacher.
Awkward grip on the branch index:
As long as it was a student, the teacher would ask questions in class, and when no student Duan Min raised his hand, the teacher would randomly roll him out.
At this time, students who do not listen carefully in class, chat with people everywhere, and pass notes are easy to be "caught" by the teacher, but they don't come out when they stand in their seats, and if they can't write silently in front of the blackboard, they will be embarrassed in front of the whole class.
When the time comes, it's not just the jokes at the table, the whole class will laugh at you.
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1. Stealing food and being called a problem.
Many Tongpei Chifu school must have done such a thing during class time, that is, stealing snacks. This kind of behavior is very bad behavior in the eyes of the teacher, but it is a very happy thing for the students. Some students just put the snack in their hands and put the snack into their mouths with lightning speed, thinking that the teacher didn't see it, and just about to start chewing, they heard the teacher call their names, and they were called to stand up and answer the question.
For the students who steal snacks, it is like a thunderbolt from the sky, trembling and standing up from the chair, not daring to open their mouths to speak, they can only shake their heads again and again, indicating that they will not. In fact, the teacher has already understood everything from the podium, so he used this way to remind the students not to steal snacks during class.
2. Falling during a fight between classes.
The corridor between classes is often the most lively place, and students gather in the corridor to play and chat. Although you often hear teachers reminding you not to chase and fight during class, there are still such students, and there are not a few. In the process of chasing and fighting like this, it is inevitable that there will be unsteady standing and falling.
This kind of fall is not only in front of familiar people, but can be seen by classmates in the entire corridor. Usually after such a thing happens, the student who fell down just wants to find a crack in the ground to drill down.
3. Shoot others from behind and find out that you recognize the wrong person.
On campus, students are always full of energy. When you see a good relationship with your classmates, you will say hello loudly. Of course, there are also students who prefer pranks.
Sneak up behind your best friend and pat him the back, or shout to scare your best friend. This is also a special way to greet friends on campus. But the embarrassing thing is that if you recognize the wrong person, such a greeting is not fun at all.
I was excited to pat my friend's back, but I didn't expect that it wasn't my friend who came back. At this time, we could see this classmate, the greeting hand stopped in mid-air, and the air was filled with embarrassment. Some students said that the thought of this kind of thing happening to them made their scalps tingle with embarrassment.
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I think the most embarrassing thing about me when I went to school was that I didn't bring it with me, and I was slow to envy it in class, so I wanted to use it. I forgot my books at home, and I didn't have a book when I was in class, which was really embarrassing to shoot on the stool.
I especially hate when people use my things, it's the kind of stuff that is close, who would choose, it's to use someone else's towel to wipe your face, oh my God, my towel was used by her once, and it became a foot towel.
Before I went to college, I thought that I didn't have to go to class every day in college, and I could play whatever I wanted. After going to college, I found that everything was an illusion, but the teacher was really not so strict, and if you often skip classes, the consequences will be very serious, and you will not be able to complete your studies. Therefore, I would like to advise future generations that you should pay attention to your university studies.
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