Wei Chen s Bad Jokes 50, what bad jokes did Wei Chen say???

Updated on amusement 2024-03-27
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  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    1.What herbs get lost the most?

    Answer: People answer to bury ginseng, because life is not familiar

    2.Moderator: Let's say you want to buy this. How do you get a price?

    Wei Chen: Yes. Sorry to laugh).This is the national retail price.

    3.A fat woman went to the ** doctor, and the doctor said that in the future, you will lose a lot of weight after eating two slices of bread and an apple in one meal! A week later, the woman called ** and told the doctor that two slices of bread and one apple should be eaten before or after meals!

    4.A polar bear has been plucking, plucking all the time. It's cold!

    5.The child Chenchen took wiped his hand directly on his clothes after eating, and Chenchen said that the white clothes you wore on the hand wipe clothes became camouflage uniforms!

    said that the beautician said that he was ** dry and should use more of that hydrating cream, and CC said that you should simply use Nongfu Spring.

    7.Why do you not greet a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak when they meet? Because they are not familiar.

    8.What kind of person is Spider-Man?

    Answer: The one who fails, because he is a spider man

    What color is Spider-Man?

    Answer: White, because he is a spider man (a person who is white).

    9.Wei Chen: What is the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor?

    He Yan is innocent: Although I have heard this, I still have to ask, what is the difference?

    Chenchen's face was sweaty: Falling from the second floor is...Syllable. Yes. Falling from the twentieth floor is. Yes. Lying.

    10.Q: "Why YHM, you ask?" ”

    Chenchen: "Because we're all handsome." ”

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    He lifted Cong Zhen, Zhang Jie and Wang Zhengliang to take pictures together during the break, and after the three posed, Zheng Zhen said: "Chengdu Sanjie", and then Chenchen said: "Three Musketeers - Three Fire Gun Hand", which can't help but remind me of a few similar sentences that were popular in Chengdu before.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    1.What herbs get lost the most?

    Answer: Ginseng.

    Because I don't know the place of life.

    2.Host Yinzishan: For example, if you want to buy this. How do you get a price?

    Wei Chen: Yes. Sorry to laugh).This is national unity. Retail price 3A fat woman went to see a doctor who reduced the weight of the front, and the doctor said that in the future, you will lose a lot of weight after eating two slices of bread and an apple in one meal!

    A week later, the woman called the doctor and told the doctor that two slices of bread and one apple should be eaten before or after meals!

    4.A polar bear has been plucking, plucking all the time.

    It's cold! That's a lot.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    If you like to please him, then every sentence he has said is the most classic banquet calendar.

    If you don't like him, then there is no classic.

    You want to see your own sedan heart, understand?

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Decide to be good to him, every sentence is a classic.

    There is a sentence that their car is driving on a cliff, and he said to the director"Wan Zheng Yinji fell down in the car, and the happy boy didn't shoot it"

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