Wei Chen s bad jokes Wei Chen s bad jokes

1.What herbs get lost the most? Answer:

Ginseng because of the unfamiliarity of life 2Moderator: Let's say you want to buy this.

How do you get a price? Wei Chen: Yes.

Sorry to laugh).This is national unity. Retail price 3

A fat woman went to the ** doctor, and the doctor said that in the future, you will lose a lot of weight after eating two slices of bread and an apple in one meal! A week later, the woman called ** and told the doctor that two slices of bread and one apple should be eaten before or after meals! 4.

A polar bear has been plucking, plucking...

A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you take responsibility for my future?" The boy said, "Of course, we are not one or two years old!" ”

One day, butterflies were flying in the sky. Suddenly, its wings were broken, but she was flying... Do you know why? Because: that's the butterfly is strong.

1.When Wei Chen was studying, he called ** to a female classmate one night, and was unfortunately picked up by the female classmate's mother. The mother, who was angry about her daughter's declining grades, was very vigilant and asked very unhappily when she heard that it was a boy

What's your last name? Wei Chen said, "My surname is Wei."

I don't know why, my dad is also surnamed Wei... 2.Chenchen didn't want to sleep, so he woke up and sat at the head of his bed and began to tell him stories.

An hour, two hours passed, and there was silence in the room. At this time, Chu Sheng opened the door and asked, "Is he asleep?"

Go fishing by the river in the morning. I wore a leaf first, and I didn't catch a fish for a long time, and Chenchen changed a piece of bread, and I still didn't catch a fish for a long time. There was no way for Chenchen to change to an earthworm, but he still didn't catch the bait for a long time.

Chen Chen was angry, took out 100 yuan, and fell into the water: "What do you want to eat, go buy it yourself!" ” 4.

Gluttonous cat Haoming and gluttonous cat Chenchen grabbed a lollipop one day, and Zhang Jie, who was surfing the Internet on the side, coldly threw a sentence: "You two are really full of things and have nothing to do!" " 5.

Su Xing asked Chenchen to buy his dog, Chenchen asked Haoming for his opinion, Haoming said: "You and him are brothers, sell it!" "Wake up and be happy:

It's still refreshing in the morning! Is this dog loyal? Chenchen said

Of course loyalty! I sold it four times and ran back every time! ” 6.

Chu Sheng and Chenchen are stupider than whose brothers. Chu Sheng called Amu, gave him ten yuan and said, "Amu, I urgently need a Porsche now, you use this ten yuan to buy one in the car city, hurry, I have an emergency!"

Amu promised to run to Checheng. Chenchen called Hao Ming and said to him: "Hao Ming, you go to my house, see if I am at home, and then come back and tell me, quick!"

Hao Ming didn't say a word, and ran to Chenchen's house. . . Strong military training, with Chenchen as an instructor. On the first day of exercise, Chenchen said in a thick dialect:

The first squad shoots, the second squad throws bombs, and I'll show you how. ” 8.Chu Sheng, Su Xing and Chen Chen went on an expedition to Africa, but unfortunately were caught by the local cannibals, and the patriarch Ji Jie asked them to find ten round things each, so Su Xing found ten cherries, and Chen Chen found ten oranges, but Chu Sheng has not yet been seen.

Jijie said: "You compete to see who eats the fastest, and whoever eats first will leave." Awakening quickly eliminated ten cherries, but Chenchen couldn't stand it when he ate the eighth orange, and he looked around and suddenly burst into laughter.

Jijie is very strange, people who are about to be eaten can still laugh? As Chenchen's gaze looked, he saw that Chu Sheng had brought ten cactus balls!!

1.What herbs get lost the most?

Answer: Ginseng.

Because I don't know the place of life.

2.Host Yinzishan: For example, if you want to buy this. How do you get a price?

Wei Chen: Yes. Sorry to laugh).This is national unity. Retail price 3A fat woman went to see a doctor who reduced the weight of the front, and the doctor said that in the future, you will lose a lot of weight after eating two slices of bread and an apple in one meal!

A week later, the woman called the doctor and told the doctor that two slices of bread and one apple should be eaten before or after meals!

4.A polar bear has been plucking, plucking...

It's cold! That's a lot.

If you like to please him, then every sentence he has said is the most classic banquet calendar.

If you don't like him, then there is no classic.

You want to see your own sedan heart, understand?

Decide to be good to him, every sentence is a classic.

There is a sentence that their car is driving on a cliff, and he said to the director"Wan Zheng Yinji fell down in the car, and the happy boy didn't shoot it"