Funny witticisms to wish birthdays, funny and humorous birthday greetings

1. "Silently miss deeply, silently bless the truest, silently miss inseparable, silently care forever in my heart, silently wait for the Spring Festival to come, and silently wish the Spring Festival a happy reunion."

2. "When the Spring Festival arrives, five prohibitions will be issued: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me, it is forbidden to forget me when you get rich, it is forbidden not to help me when you are in trouble, it is forbidden not to call me when you eat, and it is forbidden to miss me when you are free!" Happy Chinese New Year".

4. "There is fast food for eating, instant coffee for coffee, drinks for quick-freezing, training courses for quick success, today's society pays attention to fast, so my blessings will be sent to you one step faster, I wish you a happy New Year!" All the best".

5. "Good sister: I wish there are no small acne on the face and no pork belly on the body." Twenty this year, eighteen next year, will always be a flower, quickly give birth to a fat doll! ”。

6. "Please forget your troubles for a second and think about the New Year for a minute; Spend an hour with your loved one and experience life for a year! On the occasion of the transition between the old and the new, please receive the blessings I pass on to you with a smile! Happy New Year".

Happy birthday. Silence in the beauty of the past.

Leisurely recalled the seed of affection.

The age hour hand passes through the colorful world.

The rose in the cold winter crawls all over the city in my heart.

Quietly waiting for a rare tolerance.

The dream of many years ago turned into a calm gesture.

The emotions that words cannot express are a blessing to my weakness.

There is a shallow candlelight in every window of life.

Birthday guy: I wish you: Happiness is like the eighth king of the East China Sea, and Shou is bigger than Nanshan!

XX years ago, a great man was born with glory in the blessing of God, the blessing of the Buddha, the attention of Taishang Laojun, and the expectation of all living beings, his name is xx, happy birthday!

A crow was thirsty and saw a bottle on the side of the road, with not much water in it and a small mouth. What to do?

The clever crow took the pebbles into the bottle one by one.

When the water was about to reach the mouth of the bottle, an old lady came over with a hunched waist, poured out the stones, and picked up the bottle.

Happy birthday pig, happy birthday pig, I wish you moldy cake, I wish you more and more fatten!

Funny and humorous birthday greetings:

1. Bless you: every year there is today, every year there is today, and every day is so happy that you can't close your mouth. Laughing like a peach blossom. Happy birthday.

2. Heart, thought, and thought; See, smell, hear; People arrive, hands arrive, feet arrive; Say, do, get; When the time is up, the gifts have not arrived, and my blessings have arrived: I wish you a happy birthday, happy and worry-free!

3. Birthday songs are sung every year, birthday banquets are over every year, friends are happy, candlelight is swaying, the cake is fragrant and sweet, and I wish you a happy birthday on your birthday!

4. If you want sweetness, then give you candy; If you want to be happy, then give you Barbie; If you want to get rich, then give you the money, today is your birthday, then give you a happy birthday, haha happy birthday!

5. The flowers are similar every year, and I still remember this special day; Year after year, people are different, and I still can't change my deep affection for you; The bullet command room is close at hand, and no matter how busy I am, I can't forget your birthday. Happy birthday to you, your face with flowers and beautiful scenery all year round!

6. Waiting, just to meet you. The light that bursts out at this moment will reflect your and my long life. I write my endless thoughts and wishes to you on the blooming orchid petals, and wish you a happy birthday!

7. Special love for special you, may my blessings wrap around you like sunshine, and sincerely wish health and happiness will always accompany you, happy birthday!

1. The sun, moon and stars will illuminate the sky of friendship, how enthusiastic and unrestrained the happy heart is, look at your smiling face leisurely, and let the laughter float in the warm candlelight. I wish you a happy birthday and a smooth and happy life!

2. Send you a rose, I'm afraid you will misunderstand; I'll give you a car, I don't have much money; What to give you for your birthday? After thinking about it, I still send you a blessing, although it is "shabby" but you can harvest happiness, I wish the flowers of happiness to bloom!

3. The birthday is today, and you can be happy as you like. Good fortune also came, and blessings came. Gifts are full of arms, and songs come to laugh. Happy birthday song, haunting in my ears. Blessings are also coming, happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.

4. I can't say enough words of blessing, send it by text message! I can't hide my happy mood, so I'll confide in you! A string of beautiful wishes, a deep care, on this special day, to say to you: Happy birthday!

5. There are troubles and joys in the years of growth, there are thorns and flowers on the way forward, and there are slow songs and joyful songs in the imprints of my mind. On the day of your birthday, there are my blessings and my greetings: I wish you a happy heart and all your wishes come true.

6. To be honest, the older I get, the less I love my birthday, and it's really nothing to celebrate when I'm a year older, I don't have that kind of happy and expectant mood anymore, I don't look forward to blessings, I don't look forward to gifts, and I don't look forward to surprises and that person.

7. I want to take a candlelight, light the window of my heart, and I am the happiest you with the watch seal, and I finally know how to take care of myself, and I want to use the sweet taste to keep the happy time, and encourage the bravest you, and finally grow up to be your true self, happy birthday.

8. Happy birthday, auspicious wishes, good luck and peace, health and constant companionship, everything goes well, harmony and beauty forever, happy, every day and every year, love is sweet, career is high, money is made, food and clothing are abundant, everything is fine, Yongtai will be forever!

9. I wish you a happy birthday, which is a wish from the heart; Happy birthday to you is a blessing from friendship; I wish you a happy birthday, it is the cherishing of love; Happy birthday to you, is the word of the day. Happy Birthday!

10. The stars are shining at night, and it is your bright eyes that are looking forward to the circulation. Look, look, my heart is intoxicated; The bright moon is swaying, and it is your gentle gaze that spreads frequently in the autumn waves. Look, look, my love is deep; Happy birthday to you.

Birthday greetings are funny and humorous:

1. I entrusted the air as the postman, bound my deep thoughts into a package, printed with the sincerity as the postmark, 37 degrees constant temperature express, the recipient is you. Happy birthday to you.

2. Heart, thought, see, smell, hear, people, hands, feet, said, done, obtained, time is up, your gift has not arrived, first pass my blessings to. Happy birthday.

3. Are you happy? You're going to say, "Of course I'm having a happy birthday." I said, "No." Don't wonder, because I don't have my blessing. Happy birthday to you and happy every day. Okay, this time you can be beautiful!

4, you are a melon, I am a melon, you are not stupid melon melon on your birthday, you laughed after reading the text message haha, you deserve to be a cantaloupe! Wishing you: laugh after reading the text message haha, happy birthday!

5. The stars hold the moon, long guns and short cannons; Three-dimensional bombing, creating mood; lighting and stage beauty, a lot; Happiness and hugs you. Today you are the protagonist, you are the most beautiful! Happy Birthday! Have good luck!