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1. The day said: Friend, I haven't seen you for a few days, you have become fat! 2、：

Right; Say, "When did you have an extra tail?" 3. Say to the dog:

Yo, there's an extra flower on your head, where are you going to play? 4. You said to A: Brother, why are you walking head-down!

5. "" said: How did you block all four walls! 6、！

Right; Say: When are you going to curl your hair?!

7. Say to the other side: Brother, how did you lose your hat!

The rice aunt asked while deducting the boogers: What do you want? Student (looking around): ....

Aunt is impatient: What do you want? Come on!!

As soon as the student looked up, he saw that the aunt was buttoning the nose: I....I....I'm going to throw up!!

The aunt was angry, and snatched his lunch box and gave him two of the most expensive dishes......

I still remember taking the subway to go through the security check, and the security officer said to an eldest sister: Can you drink water? The eldest sister replied without thinking: Here you go, drink

Once upon a time there was a ball, and it was rolling.

Roll to the top of the stairs and want to go up the stairs, but can't go up.

At this time, a classmate came, and he asked the ball, "What do you want to do?" ”

The ball said, "I want to go upstairs, please help." ”

Thereupon...

A: How do you keep sparrows silent? b:。。A: Press it. B: Why? A: Because "the crows are silent".

Humorous joke: People are really tired of living, so they are called human beings.

A chef at a Swiss hotel who was robbed of a finger by a meat slicer angrily demanded compensation from the insurance company. The insurance company suspected that he was negligent and sent a representative to inspect the machine. The representative himself tried to operate the meat slicer, and he also lost a finger - so the cook's claim for compensation was granted.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

1.The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!! Guess what's wrong? As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

2.A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

3.When will Taiwan want reunification? When buying instant noodles.

4.One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child?" ”

5.Glasses and coffee cups cross the street together, and suddenly someone shouts: The car is coming! As a result, the glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine, why? Coffee cups have ears!

6.There are two kinds of people I hate the most:

First, it is racist; second, blacks; The third is illiterate!

7.When my daughter came back from kindergarten, I asked her what she had eaten in the garden at noon. She replied with leek buns. I asked if it was leek meat or leek eggs. She thought for a moment, then said calmly: "Only the leeks themselves."

8.I pointed to the steamed dumplings. "Auntie, come to two siu mai" "Okay" The cafeteria aunt gave me two spring rolls and swiped me a dollar.

I guess we're all people who have a heart. The people who are most likely to be hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest and heavy...

10.Whenever the exam is about to take place, I always think of the classic dialogue between Zhang Wuji and Zhang Sanfeng: "Wuji, how much do you remember what I taught you?"

Master Hui, I only remember most of it" "So, what now? "There's already a little half left" "So, now?" "I've forgotten it all!

Okay, you're good to go....”

1) A farmer thinks his fart can irrigate the field, so he tries to get his fart.

One day he was walking down the road and he felt a fart and he thought, "I can't give such a nice thing to somebody else, so he looked at a fart in the lake, and a farmer went into the water to catch a fart." Pedestrians also wondered, "Is it fishing?"

What about treasure? So a group of people went down, and after a while, the peasants came ashore, and the peasants went ashore, and the peasants were shocked.

Curiously asked, "What do you see?" We saw a fart!? The crowd said. Which farmer is in a hurry.

"Hurry up and catch it, that's mine, my fart!" ”

2) One day, there is a person. When he went to the cafeteria to eat, he was not in a hurry, so he said to the inside, "Hurry up, hurry up, me."

It's too late! As a result, the woman who served the food said, "Hurry up, the one who wants the food can't wait." ”

3) One day, a beautiful woman went to a hot pot restaurant to eat hot pot and asked for 3 servings of pig brains. Since there are too many people in the store, I send it.

The dish was caught in the pile. He really had no choice, so he shouted, "Who is called Pig Brain?" He spoke quickly, originally "who called the pig brain") which beauty responded loudly to "I am the pig brain!" Pig brains are here!! ”