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Anonymous users2024-02-06Naughty teachers and students. Teacher: Class.
Squad Leader: Stand up.
Student: Hello teacher.
Teacher: Hello students, please sit down, do you remember what we learned in the last class?
Student: Antonym.
Teacher: Shall we review it again?
Student: Okay. Teacher: I said long.
Student: We say short.
Teacher: I said false.
Student: We say true.
Teacher: I said slowly.
Student: We say hurry.
Teacher: I said "Energetic".
Student: We say lifeless.
Teacher: I said that thrift is glorious.
Student: We say it's shameful to be extravagant.
Teacher: (happily) Well, you guys have to be very nice.
Student: (smirk) Oh, we've got to be very bad.
Teacher: Let's start a new lesson.
Student: (deliberately raising his voice) Can't take a new class right now.
Teacher: (a little annoyed) I don't say antonyms anymore.
Student: (deliberately teasing) We said we had to talk about antonyms.
Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.
Student: (winning) We don't stop.
Teacher: (crashes) Stop.
Student: (naughty) Non-stop.
Teacher: I told you to stop talking.
Student: We have one more to say.
Teacher: Do you want to talk about the end of class?
Student: Aren't we going to talk about the end of class?
Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh my God, do you still want me to go to class?
Student: (Victorious) I don't want you to go to class.
Teacher: (speechless) Okay, I'm leaving.
Student: Teacher bye bye (Student A: Yay).
Teacher: (Suddenly remembers) Well, there you go on.
Student: (unfooled) Let's not talk about it.
Teacher: The class leader doesn't have to start and the students don't have to read together.
Ban Yu's Eye: I should start.
Student: We should read together, too.
Teacher: (nods) Hmm.
Squad leader: From "Shepherd Boy".
Student: Tang Luyan, "Shepherd Boy".
The grass is spread across the field for six or seven miles, and the flute makes three or four sounds of the evening breeze.
After returning to eat and dusk, he did not take off his clothes and lay down in the moonlight.
Teacher: (Laughing to himself) Hehe, I don't believe in the wisdom of you.
The bell rings at the end of class).
Teacher: (happily) Class.
Squad Leader: Stand up.
Student: Teacher rests (Student A: Really tall).
Teacher: The study committee members will take the notebook.
Student: (Fighting back) Don't accept the notebook from the study committee.
Teacher: Ah, I fainted (fainted on purpose).
Student: (stunned, anxiously regretful) Teacher, wake up, wake up, we're kidding you.
Student B: Don't be noisy, don't be noisy, send it to the veterinarian station as soon as possible.
Teacher: (jumping) What? Boy, can a person be sent to the vet station?
Teacher: I don't listen well in class, naughty ghost.
Student: (Obedient) Teacher, We're not naughty anymore.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Song Xiaobao's judging people by their appearance.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04What type is it about.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Wait for you, I'll help you find it, I've acted in a sketch, I remember there's a good one, it's funny, I'll help you find it, you have to wait for me.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Campus sketches.
Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!
League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Xiaoling: Yes!
League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!
League secretary: And you Xiaowu!
Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?
Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!
Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!
Students, classmates, comrades, the same
Three: Just say it!
League Secretary: Same as what!
Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!
Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!
League secretary: Come on, let's work together!
The three of them lay down: Alas!
League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go
The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!
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