Look for text messages about love, humorous ones

Updated on amusement 2024-03-01
7 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    1. Turn my thoughts into white clouds Drift across the plains and over the mountains Float to the window above your head Silently cast to you My love poems A thousand times and ten thousand times.

    2. Since I have you, I have become a person with "no heart and no liver", because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you.

    3. The sun is red in the morning, and our love is empty. The sun is red at noon, why is it always me who is hurt? When the sun sets in the west in the evening, it's all the fault of women! ,258,2597758 Love me, love me, kiss me if you love me.

    No, no, no, I don't love 3 Send 700216 8175,125 Don't be angry with me, love me.

    6. I may be wrong to like you, but I have really changed a lot when I fall in love with you! Fool, I love you!

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    I have three desires, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you in eternal life.

    There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness called having you by your side; There is a kind of longing called longing for the eyes.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    You are my heart, you are my liver, but I can't touch you, I can't accompany you 250

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    You are all I have. All I have is you. Your smile is my joy.

    Your tears are my sorrows. Your temper is my character. Your birthday is my birthday, your wish is my wish, your life is my story, your every move is the focus of my attention, your smile and smile make me worry, everything about you makes me dream, your words and deeds are topics that I care about, your every move affects my heart, your words and deeds are the focus of my attention, your smile and smile make me dream, your words and deeds are topics I care about, Your words and deeds are the focus of my Guan Yu cracks, your smile and smile make me dream, your words and deeds make me dream, your smile and smile make me dream, your words and deeds make me dream.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    One day the orangutan stepped on the ape's excrement, and a month later the orangutan and the ape got married. At the wedding, some animals asked them why you came together, and the orangutan said ape dung (fate) ape dung (fate).

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    After thinking about it, a certain gentleman finally mustered up the courage to confess to the girl he had been secretly in love with for a long time, but he didn't expect the girl to refuse, and a certain gentleman was very annoyed and asked the reason, only to hear the girl say that this is not good to force me to like to invest (round head), and a certain gentleman immediately forced to ask the other side of the hopeless

  7. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    Honey, you have to believe me, I get dizzy even when I ride a boat, let alone pedal two boats.

    In these years, it is difficult for couples to sell more cucumbers.

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