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Anonymous users2024-02-06Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog, can I become a dog man, you are rabies.
passed a small note and was seen by the teacher, who was the little girl's mother.
Dear **Volcano is not terrible as long as you are there, because you are even more terrible.
took out a cigarette, shouted at the volcano, and lit it for the master.
Since the first day, my rank has declined, and I have met someone who asks, how is it: falling.
Everyone has advantages in their work, but they all hate being called a leader.
Office workers are very hard, and the salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.
Every time the subway opened, a few people fell. I decided to bring a pot of cacti to work, and when I got off the subway, I saw how aloe vera was.
You're like F11, you're there all the time, you just don't know what to do. It's good that you say I'm like F4.
At the airport one asked me, buddy, do you have a lighter, and I said yes, for you. Oh, disposable, I have zippo too.
With such a lighter, you expect someone else to borrow the fire.
I'm going to tell him that I'm Lei Feng's younger brother: Brother Lei. i am leifeng's brother leidi. you are lady?
Hey, what's your last name?
Those who do not help others when they see them fall will have no one to help them when they fall in the future.
When the book is used, there is less hatred, and the insole should be rested without pads.
Encountered a taxi driver robbed: Special Second Youth: You can do anything, can you stop the meter first.
Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown in the future, such as when you get married.
Now that there are boyfriends and girlfriends on the Internet, how can parents distinguish between real and fake boyfriends and girlfriends, and ask him at the dinner table, our child's infectious disease has not been passed on to you, right? It's false to say it's okay, and it's true to jump up.
Celebrities go to act and call cameos, and you go to play and play tricks.
The goddess said: I am a piano level 10, clarinet level 6, English level 8, what are your specialties, Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am more than 60 levels in the World of Warcraft.
My wife always asks me: My husband always has a shortage of clothes in our closet? yes: you always buy dresses.
She said: If you buy it again, I'll chop my hands, and after I buy it, I will post it on Weibo, chop my hands, and chop my hands. You're chopping, isn't there a knife seller on **?
When I got married, the scene was like this: The master of ceremonies asked: In the future, whether you have a cold or a stomach, I don't want to play with you, I don't want to watch football with you, are you willing to marry her?
I really thought about it for five minutes. Then asked: wzj, when you are poor, have no house and no job, are you willing to let her live?
This guy is her ex-boyfriend.
Everyone has a second goods in their circle of friends, I looked at my circle of friends and found that this rule was broken, why is each of them a second goods!
Ask you again, convincing or not. Don't help it! Okay, you kid is really good, don't help me stand up on my own.
The only thing the couple doesn't have to fight about is who will have the baby.
Sales talk.
I think you should still insist, it's not that you can't get true love, you have already got it, you convince your mother, come in the long run, go and prove it to your mother. If you break up, 5 years of relationship, your boyfriend is upward, and loves you so much, there are not many such men, the post-80s are pitiful, the post-90s are even more pitiful, I am a post-80s, very young my parents did not understand to send me to extracurricular classes, the family is very poor, my parents have no ability, the family is rural, are farmers, and then my father went abroad to work and work as coolies to support the family, but one day, suddenly became rich, because my father's only characteristic, that is, careful, usually lazy, things do work hard, In a foreign factory, the return rate of products produced under the supervision of others was too high, resulting in very little profit or even loss of the company, and later the return rate of products produced under the supervision of my father was 0. He has status, he has money, and he climbs very fast, so why should I tell you about this, my father, a junior high school graduate, a farmer, and a person who has nothing, has done it now, your boyfriend??? >>>More
If it's for that worthless relationship to a boyfriend.
If it's for lifelong happiness, I'm talking about it after I get married. >>>More
Analyze your direction.
1. In terms of networking, your familiarity is nothing more than familiarity with the Internet, familiarity with computer and other technical support work, this kind of work actually has no technical content, and has no future. >>>More
Now the young half of the post-80s generation has experienced too many waves in their lives! >>>More
It is the call of the times and reality to let the new specialized farmers who have experience, understand management and understand management grow grain, and let the specialized, mechanized and intensive production mode become the development direction of modern agriculture. As a result, new types of agricultural operators, such as large-scale grain growers and family farms, have emerged as the times require, and have become an important new force full of hope. In addition, in rural areas, where all those with connections or skills have gone to the cities, the rural population has been declining. >>>More