Sketches about caring for children Urgent!! 30

Location: School classroom.

Characters: Teacher, Student 1, Student 2

Background: Classroom, conversation and Q&A between students and teachers during class.

Plot: "Jingle bells, jingle bells. The class bell rang, it was a review class, and the teacher walked into the classroom with steady steps. ）

Teacher 000: Class!

000 Students: Stand Up!

Teacher 000: Hello students!

000 Students: Hello Teacher!

Teacher 000: You may be seated!

Teacher: Today we are going to review the famous sayings and names in the ancient poems, and I am going to start today's study by asking questions from the teacher. I asked the students a question, and I said the first sentence of the poem, and the students said the next sentence, OK?

The students said in unison: OK!

Teacher: Since ancient times, no one has died.

Student A: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for stool.

Teacher: (angry) It's that student, say such immoral things, stand up for me!

000 Student A: (stands up) It's me.

Teacher 000: (very angry) You're making trouble like this, you stand up for me in this class. We have to get this done, or we don't want to get through it. Never!

Teacher: Since ancient times, no one has died.

000 Student A: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has not used paper to poop. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your thumb.

000 Student B: Unless you use a thumb, thumbs, thumbs.

At this time, the teacher looked out the window, thought about it, and remembered that it would snow in winter, so he asked a question).

Teacher: It snowed on the ground and didn't rain, but the snow turned into rain on the ground. When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place? (Xiao Ming stands up and says).

Student B: The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the food becomes in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. (Just like that, the teacher wants to punish Xiao Ming on the spot!) His hands were trembling, and his face was still pretending to be smiling, and he wanted to be ashamed of Xiao Ming.

Teacher: The river is flowing to **?

Student B: The river is flowing eastward!

Teacher: How many stars are there in the sky?

Student A: The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!

Teacher: Get out of here!

Student A: Let's go!

The teacher was helpless. Teacher: Are you sick?

Student B: You have me, I have everything!

Teacher: Try singing again!

Student B: The road is uneven, and I roar all my life!

Teacher: Do you believe that I want to flatten you?

Student A and B: Shoot when it's time to shoot!

The teacher really couldn't bear it anymore and was so angry that he had nothing to say.

Teacher: I'll let you quit school!

Student A and B: Wind and fire in Jiuzhou!

Ha ha. The whole class was in a rage, and the teacher walked out of the classroom in a rage.