There is a sketch about learning, 100,000 urgent 5

A: Did all of you talk about cross talk go to school? B: I studied for a few years. A: How many years?

B Four years. A: Stronger than me. How many years did you go to school?

A Two years. B: If only two years of diligent study would be okay. A: But two years is not enough for two years.

B: Well, why is it not enough for two years? A: I've been sick for a few days. B: How many days have you been sick?

A: One year and eleven months. B: Ah, I've only been reading for a month! A: He also escaped school for twenty-nine days.

B: It's only one day! A: It was Sunday. B: Whew!

I haven't read it for a day! A: It's a joke. After a few days of studying, my arithmetic is relatively good.

B You can't do arithmetic, you can't compare to me, I am the best in arithmetic. A: Oh, you're good at arithmetic? B: Okay!

I have learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, chickens and rabbits in the same cage, and I know how to decimal and fractions. A: Okay, I'll give you a question, can you count it? B: Yes.

A: How many is one plus one? B: One plus one equals two! Here's the addition.

A: Yes! What if one is subtracted by one? B: One minus one ......That's gone.

A: What? B: You think, if you have to subtract one more one, isn't that gone? A: No.

One minus (pick-up) is equal to two! B: How can it be equal to two? A: Hey!

How don't you understand. Let's say a fan, there is already one here, do you want to pick up (minus) one more and not two! B: Oh, pick it up?

A: Ah! B: Okay! I'm subtracting down, and he's subtracting (picking) up.

A: Anyway, you didn't count it. B: You have one more question. A: How much is a circle here?

B is equal to ten. A: Hmm, one more lap? B One hundred.

A: One more round? B One thousand. A: Draw another circle?

B: Ten thousand. A line. What is the amount of putting this vertical horizontal in these four circles?

B This ......I don't know. A sugar gourd!

If I give birth to a son in the future, the name will be "so handsome", and others will say "so handsome father" when they see me.

Work, take a step back and open the sky, love, take a step back and go to the empty building.

Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money!

When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, I'll hold on to the wall! "

I'm like a fly lying on a glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out If eating more fish can make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whale ......My friends, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well.

A female classmate was darker, her boyfriend was too white, and one day the queen who had a poisonous tongue in the dormitory suddenly said to her: You should still go to plastic surgery and beauty first, and you are thinking about getting married, "or you will give birth to zebras".

I'm not a casual person, I'm not a person when I get up casually.

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Include this sentence and the first two sentences. That's all I said.

If the tree does not have bark, it will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Lovers eventually become family members.

In the fall, lie down.

No money, no power, no matter how nice it is to you, can you follow me?

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are tired to death, there will be other women who spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!

Grandpa is a ...... from his grandson

If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs.

Pregnancy is like pregnancy, and it takes a long time for people to see it.

I wanted to fall in love early, but it was too late......

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Boss, is money really that important to you? After talking for more than three hours, not a penny dropped?

raw, easy; live, easy; Life is not easy.

After studying for more than ten years, it is easier to mix in kindergarten when I think about it!

How can you have the strength if you don't eat enough**?

The early bird is eaten by the worm, and the early bird is eaten by the bird.

Oh my God, my clothes are skinny again!

If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself first, don't blame the earth for having no gravity as soon as you are constipated.

I allow you to come into my world, but you will never be allowed to walk around in my world.

I hope to be able to double-click on my wallet one day, then select a 100-dollar bill and press "Ctrl+C".Then keep "Ctrl+V".

People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being rich, and women are afraid of being fat.

If you have money, it's also a mistake, and I'm willing to make a mistake again and again.

The boy is poor and raises, otherwise he doesn't know how to struggle, and the girl is rich and raised, otherwise someone else will coax away a piece of cake.

When we were young, we used to make faces in the mirror, and when we were old, the mirror was flattened.

The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets, and the beauty of a man lies in the daytime of lying.

Love is like two people pulling rubber bands, the one who is injured is always unwilling to let go!

Cherish life – God has made sure that there is a plan for you while you are still alive.